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HeatherNYC

32 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:22am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I work long days but carpe noctum. After work I love hanging out with friends for dinner and drinks, jamming on the guitar or hitting up the latest exhibit at the Whitney. Contact me if you'd like to grab a drink some time - I have approximately one million hilarious stories to share.

My spirit animal is a combination of Ilana from Broad City and Tina from Bob's Burgers.
What I’m doing with my life
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I practice and teach dialectical behavior therapy in Brooklyn Heights. This is a therapy designed to help people who cut and/or are chronically suicidal. I love my job.

I also love happy hours, adult swim (Major Lazer!), cooking with friends, and attending a monthly party entitled "booze, blunts, and bitches" which are 3 of my favorite things. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, telling funny stories, jamming, massages, and hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tatted up, you can call me Inky
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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AUTHORS: Tom Robbins, Patti Smith, Wally Lamb, Paolo Coelho, Chuck Palahnuik, Marya Hornbacher, Cupcake Brown, Carolyn Jessop.

MOVIES: Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, I Heart Huckabees, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Frank, TransAmerica, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, 9 to 5, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Mist, 1408.

MUSIC: I have really broad taste but here are some faves: Patti Smith, Mobb Deep, Fiona Apple, Bad Religion, DMX, Jay Z, Biggie, PJ Harvey, Heart, Hole, Cyndi Lauper, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tori Amos, Wacka Flocka, Sonic Youth.

FOOD: I love trying new things! I also love desserts.

TV: The Twilight Zone, 30 Rock, SVU, The Simpsons, Daria, Louie, Lucas Brothers Moving Company, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Broad City, Orange is the New Black, Black Mirror.

ARTISTS: Jenny Holzer, Barbara Kruger, Cindy Sherman, Georgia O'Keefe, Judy Chicago.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar (or bass or drums), friends, affection, fellow activists, water, my license to ill (and practice social work).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to best help my patients, what I am going to eat later, my next tattoo. I try to stay present and mindful of the current moment too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, singing karaoke, at home watching a movie, going out for a nice meal, other fun stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I take great pleasure in playing cover songs with my band, The Victoria's. That's not private, just kind of uncool. We do a good Bowie cover though.

Our other songs are mostly about sex and bitchy exes. We are dope. Check us out on facebook or instagram @ wearethevictorias
You should message me if
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You are awesome.

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