Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite site on the Citadel.
(I get a discount now, right?)
I'm Arielle and I have a weird obsession with dinosaurs. I have
excavation kits at home that are for like 10 year olds.
Everything is subject to joke-making. If you are easily offended by
sarcasm, wit, foul language or undying Harry Potter love, we will
probably grow to resent one another.
I served in the military for a year and loved every second. Thank
you to all who still serve.
30 chapters written of my first novel. I love it. Actually I hate
it. Depends on my mood.
It's gotten to the point where I root for the Walkers and not the
people. And can somebody please eat Carl so we can be done with
Climbing Kilimanjaro is on my bucket list... But so is learning to
power through the pain of plucking my eyebrows. I'll let you decide
how tough I really am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Switching my major a lot.
Working in insurance investigating auto accidents.
Writing a novel.
Piecing together my own set of camping gear for some solo
Waiting for the new Jurassic Park movie with great anticipation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saving the galaxy from Reapers, leading the Inquisition and not
harvesting little sisters.
But seriously, I actually make really lovely soaps and damn good
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am the mother of dragons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Jurassic Park, Anna Karenina
Movie: you have to earn this one
Shows: the Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Grey's Anatomy, Big Bang,
the Office, Scrubs, Vampire Diaries
Music: Coheed & Cambria
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Preludes Op. 28: No. 4 in E Minor
*Baked white cheddar Cheetos puffs
*People who stare at my tattoos and assume I'm the antichrist
*Indiana's Religious Freedom Bill
Oooh wait, I thought it said CAN do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How boring the sex scenes in 50 Shades of Stupid were.
Why do only some orange juice brands have calcium added? Why the
shit wouldn't you just add nutrients to all of it? I now look
around and judge all the people who choose to have inferior bone
Also fanny packs. They really are convenient as hell, but everyone
knows you can't be seen with one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bringing peace to Hyrule... or wearing my bunny mask. Depends,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of Bigfoot.
Leave me alone. That asshole is real.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you list sex under your 6 things or use the phrase, "brain
fart," go find an ice pick and give yourself a lobotomy. If you
somehow still have interest in my profile after that, then we have
bigger issues to concern ourselves with.
Oh, and if you support the Religious Freedom Bill, go ahead and
find that ice pick.
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