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HeavyMessing

27 M Blue Point, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well I know karate, voodoo too.
I'm gonna make myself available to you.

As a rule, I have a hard time taking any interaction on OKC seriously anymore. If you take seriously, I guess I will... sort of. But I assume and expect nothing until we meet as real flesh-and-blood people.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently finishing up at a master's program in politics, economics, and evolutionary biology at NYU. Then, I don't know... maybe Phd, maybe I learn to fly helicopters.
I’m really good at
Writing, apparently.

I also excel at jumping on trampolines, boiling water, and sleeping in.

Not that I'm "really good" at them, but I'm way into tabletop games, board games, card games, etc. I own a bunch. And I make it out to game nights on occasion.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm randomly and generally awkwardly talking to them, all out of the blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Iain M. Banks, Alan Watts, H. L. Mencken, C. S. Lewis, Huxley, Thoreau, Philip K. Dick, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Stranger in a Strange Land, To The Lighthouse, Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Fountainhead, any book that will explain cell biology to me like I am 12 years old

A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner, Exit Through the Gift Shop, The Invention of Lying, Triangle, Quentin Tarantino

It's Always Sunny, Louie, Portlandia, Daily Show, Colbert, Intervention, Breaking Bad, A Game of Thrones, Rick & Morty

QotSA, Baroness, Do Make Say Think, Mastodon, Pretty Lights, Little People, Brant Bjork, Kyuss, The Sword, Muse, God is an Astronaut

Greek salads, sushi, hard cider, grapefruits, grapefruit juice, hot wings, bourbon

Bonus category! Podcasts: Dan Carlin's Hardcore History & Common Sense, The Joe Rogan Experience, Planet Money, Freakonomics

Double-bonus category! Games: Android: Netrunner, Cyclades, Kemet, Mage Knight, Dixit, Werewolf, The Resistance, Cosmic Encounter
The six things I could never do without
Tommy Bahama Island Modern Fit Reversible Long Sleeve Sweatshirt
LDR 502 1100 Water Saving Showerhead with Push Button Flow Control
Flash Furniture HERCULES Series 990 lb. Designer Comfort Molded Folding Chair, Black
Retro Fashion Horned Rim P3 Keyhole Round Wayfarer Sunglasses, Matte-Tortoise
Snugg iPad Mini Squared Skinny Fit Protective Cover in Black
Kirkland Signature Omega-3 Fish Oil Concentrate 1000 mg Fish Oil with 30% Omega-3s
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make."
~Bruce Lee
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing at Townshend's on Division.
Playing board games.
Wandering relatively aimlessly by foot or by bike.
Having a classy time by myself or with a few friends, drinking bourbon and playing mind games.
Assorted debauchery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I texted my mom more.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are not way into political correctness or otherwise uptight; you can take a joke, in other words.
You like being on tops of mountains.
You know how to throw a boomerang (or want to).
You know what an oxford comma is.
You know how to play Werewolf.
You find my profile to be pretentious, boring, cretinous, etc. and would like to tell me about it.
You enjoy interpersonal buffoonery

Also, if scars gross you out, I'm probably just not that into you.