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HeavyMessing

28 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I know karate, voodoo too.
I'm gonna make myself available to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently finishing a master's program in politics, economics, and evolutionary biology at NYU. Then... maybe Phd, maybe I learn to fly helicopters.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, or perhaps my really excellent fingernails.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M. Banks, Jack Vance, Alan Watts, H. L. Mencken, C. S. Lewis, Huxley, Thoreau, Philip K. Dick, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Stranger in a Strange Land, To The Lighthouse, Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Fountainhead, any book that will explain cell biology to me like I am 12 years old

A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner, Exit Through the Gift Shop, The Invention of Lying, Triangle, Quentin Tarantino

It's Always Sunny, Louie, Portlandia, Daily Show, Colbert, Intervention, Breaking Bad, A Game of Thrones, Rick & Morty

QotSA, Baroness, Do Make Say Think, Mastodon, Pretty Lights, Little People, Brant Bjork, Kyuss, The Sword, Muse, God is an Astronaut

Greek salads, sushi, hard cider, grapefruits, grapefruit juice, hot wings, bourbon

Bonus category! Podcasts: Dan Carlin's Hardcore History & Common Sense, The Joe Rogan Experience, Planet Money, Freakonomics

Double-bonus category! Games: Android: Netrunner, Cyclades, Kemet, Mage Knight, Dixit, Werewolf, The Resistance, Cosmic Encounter
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tommy Bahama Island Modern Fit Reversible Long Sleeve Sweatshirt, various colors
LDR 502 1100 Water Saving Showerhead with Push Button Flow Control
Flash Furniture HERCULES Series 990 lb. Designer Comfort Molded Folding Chair, Black
Retro Fashion Horned Rim P3 Keyhole Round Wayfarer Sunglasses, Matte-Tortoise
Snugg iPad Mini Squared Skinny Fit Protective Cover, Black
Kirkland Signature Omega-3 Fish Oil Concentrate with 30% Omega-3s, 1000 mg
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make."
~Bruce Lee
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing.
Wandering aimlessly by foot or by bike.
Having a classy time by myself or with a few friends, drinking bourbon and playing mind games.
Sitting quietly in my room.
Assorted debauchery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I texted my mom more.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not way into political correctness or otherwise uptight.
You like being on tops of mountains.
You know how to throw a boomerang (or want to).
You know what an oxford comma is.
You know how to play Werewolf.
You enjoy interpersonal buffoonery
You find my profile to be pretentious, boring, cretinous, etc. and would like to tell me about it.

If you've read Jack Vance's Dying Earth series, or if you know how to play the Mage Knight board game, message me immediately.

Also, if scars gross you out, I'm probably just not that into you.