Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's chill, let's be hippies.
I am a cool cat. For real.
A cool spiritual cat.
I love chaos and i chaos love me back, chaos is my mistress, a
really entertaining mistress.
Other than that i have some kind of a wanderlust syndrom, been
living for more than a year in Asia (Tokyo & Seoul) studying ,
working as an event photographer and modelling in order to pay for
alcohol and cigarets.
Now I am in London spending my days thinking and writing poetry,
trying to find a way to get out of the matrix to keep spending my
days thinking and writing.
For what it's worth, I am an INTP.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on a novel.
Blogging here : http://the-chemistry.net
Picture John Fante, Charles Bukowski, Henry Miller and William
Burroughs having a 4-way.
Bill carries the child.
And here I am.
Basically I am supposed to find a lame-ass slave job like most of
my business school peers, the thought was repelling, I'd rather
write, do drugs and writing about doing drugs.
Drug is a shitty word though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I would be one hell of a psychoanalyst. Freud can lick
my feet. Freud was a complete idiot anyway.
giving a flying fuck
Being mistaken for
a drug dealer
I can humbly say
that I am an awesome fuck.
Carrying a least 3 books in my bag. It can easily go up to 6.
Also quite good at making people think i am an asshole, look like
my cynism/humor can be kind of harsh sometimes, but i am a happy
person, i really am.
I am also deeply convinced that i can outdrink most of the people i
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long eyelashes and perfect eyebrows. Shit is all natural.
Also I look like I am pissed off most of the time. I am just
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Cocorosie so much I could masturbate listening to it, tears
coming down my eye. Cocorosie is damn beautiful. But I also listen
to a awful lot of other stuff.
- Bret Easton Ellis
(but he's an
asshole) - Henry
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Pierre Mérot
- Vladimir Nabokov
- Somerset Maugham
- Marguerite Duras
- Oscar Wilde
Actually this list is too long and I'm quite lazy to update it. I
read awesome stuff.
At the moment I don't read many novels, I am way into twisted books
about psychology, neuro-science, spirituality, mysticism, the
Universe. That kind of stuff.
I don't watch TV but i do enjoy my fair part of TV shows (Breaking
Bad, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones etc...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A baggie filled with weed and psychedelics
And a fucking book
And fucking meditation
And of course sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most efficient way to end up on the government's dangerous
minds' list. They probably call it that way.
How to get away with publishing novels and spending most of my time
doing drugs, having sex and slapping politicians hard in the
The meaning of life, what we are suppose to achieve on earth and
why people seem to enjoy enslaving themselves.
I also wonder a lot about my own sanity and how to look normal when
facing respectful members of our society. Basically, every time I
have to deal with one of them I endure some kind of everlasting
How to maintain an healthy balance between my love for earthlings
and my misanthropic feelings.
Because most people don't seem to possess the slightest ounce of
intelligence. It breaks my heart and anger me at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am quite done with compulsive non-sense partying only to fill the
void in your empty miserable life and being hungover all fucking
saturday. I only go out of my cavern when there's something
If I do, you'll probably find me walking with a huge african hat
pissed drunk on the streets, alone, I've probably decided to go
home because people were giving me headache.
You can also find me either chilling with friends or reading
Or writing. Or pretending to write.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have HPPD.
Months of weekly tripping.
Now at night halos are surrounding everything.
It really is beautiful.
Then I think "this is not too bad of a punishment for almost frying
your brain son. And what you've learned was SO worth the
Everybody should do fucking mushrooms.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are open-minded, have an interest in arts, writing, or
whatever you find inspiring, understand cynism, love wandering at
night, have trouble sleeping, see the pattern here ?
Most of all i'm looking for laid-back people sharing (or
not) my interests.
Ladies please don't flatter yourselves too much, I know you're
thinking about fucking me.
I love stoners/mind-explorers and i like the idea of them loving me
Cool if you have tendency to drink/experience other stuff
on a regular basis but hey it's not a fucking job interview and
this is not mandatory.
If you would define yourself as a weird, spiritual,
not-a-fucking-robot kind of person, well, fucking message
Same thing if you consider yourself a psychonaut.
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