I'm really good at talking about myself, but really bad at putting that into a coherent narrative.
Tao Lin once called my formspring (R.I.P.) "pure-ass non sequitur"
New Hampshire born, New Jersey/far Western Massachusetts bred. I went to an undergrad w/ ~500 people on top of a hill.
High school drop out/college graduate.
My only concrete life goal is to drive every mile of the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System.
I don't believe in objectivity.