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HeddyRoosevelt

23 M Allston, MA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
(2k14 edit)

I'm really good at talking about myself, but really bad at putting that into a coherent narrative.

Tao Lin once called my formspring (R.I.P.) "pure-ass non sequitur"

New Hampshire born, New Jersey/far Western Massachusetts bred. I went to an undergrad w/ ~500 people on top of a hill.

High school drop out/college graduate.

My only concrete life goal is to drive every mile of the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System.

I don't believe in objectivity.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to construct a grand unifying theory of post-9/11 cultural aesthetics.

Applying for a Library of Congress grant to go to Americana music festivals/make field recordings.

Working at a coffee shop until i find a job that utilizes my degree (lol).

writing a short mockumentary about my roommates dog, Charles, owning a diner.
I’m really good at
comedic timing.

long-winded anecdotes.

steaming milk.
The first things people usually notice about me
beard/apparent John Lennon resemblance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
White Noise, cultural histories. young adult fiction.

Dr. Strangelove, Clerks, the Matrix, Ghost, Melvin and Howard, the Shining, Star Wars, They Live, Apocalypse Now, the Dirty Dozen, Dirty Dancing, The Long Goodbye

Gilmore Girls, Northern Exposure, The Wire, Strangers with Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, The State, Parks and Recreation, Moral Orel, Mr. Show, Venture Bros, Homeland, the Office (US/UK), Kid Nation

Alt country, 60s garage rock, Half Japanese, bluegrass, Minutemen, William Onyeabor, Jonathan Richman, surf rock made in landlocked states.

red meat/things other than red meat.
The six things I could never do without
music library, sarcasm, books, pomme.us, the banjo, my backpack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to ethically and successfully navigate the cultural landscape of late capitalism.

How my straight-white-maleness affects my daily life/impacts others around me.

Breakfast food.

band names/song ideas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a lot of respect for juggalos and a wholly unironic love of musical theater.

I've been tweeted @ by Michelle Branch.

I shelve my Foucault collection next to my Twilight books.

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instagram: HeddyRoosevelt
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have a good beer suggestion.

you can teach me how to knit.

you want to compare lists of people who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

you want to.