HeftyShoulders
36 Rubery, UK
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My self-summary
Hello, and thanks for clicking on my face!

But where to start?

I would describe myself as the Landrover of men... large, rugged, dependable and good at hefting heavy things around.

I'm very well housetrained as I can cook to a reasonable standard (anything from a crisp sandwich upwards), bake cakes if required and I'm vaguely capable of basic DIY (a childhood full of Lego has prepared me well for Ikea furniture). But I really come into my own when I have a kettle in one hand and a packet of biscuits in the other! Just don't ask me to deal with spiders.

I'm not afraid of the occassional bit of loud singing when I'm a bit drunk or driving in the car (never at the same time though officer), I laugh at my own jokes, give killer massages and usually have a freezer full of icecream!

So if I sound like I might float your boat, or you just need a sturdy set of shoulders to sit on at festivals or gigs I'd love to hear from you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm one of those terrible people that loves their job, to the point where the old work/life balance might get a bit wonky from time to time, but I know how to let my hair down (obviously this is metaphorically speaking if you've seen my pictures).

Keeping fit is an important part of my life so I can often be found down at the gym or playing any number of sports (although I'm useless at practically everything except air-hockey), and I'm rather partial to a spot of snowboarding come winter time.But when I'm not saving the world I do all the usual mates and gym stuff, but would really like to get back into rock climbing and squash.
I’m really good at
Air hockey and crazy golf! Making and drinking tea and coffee. (only the good stuff mind you. no cheap brews on my manor!)
Lifting heavy stuff and making people laugh... a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud. You'll usually hear me before you see me. Oh and if I'm in a suit then I look like I should be guarding something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Filmwise anything in the 80s Schwarzenegger back catalogue. Not because he can act, but modern films could learn a lot about from them about just being brilliant. Foodwise anything with meat in it (double meat is better still).

I read a lot, love anything by Margaret Attwood, Dune, Ender's Game (don't get me started on the terrible film), and the Far Side... if that counts ?
The six things I could never do without
A kettle and tea making equipment.
A gym of some type.
My music.
My big brother.
Snowboarding.
I can't believe I'm going to say this... my job.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving the world from itself!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a lucky pink unicorn called Steve.
You should message me if
Ultimately I'm looking for a girl who's intelligent, fun, has a bit of something about her and who can be an all around partner in crime.
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