Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, and thanks for clicking on my face!
But where to start?
I would describe myself as the Landrover of men... large, rugged,
dependable and good at hefting heavy things around.
I'm very well housetrained as I can cook to a reasonable standard
(anything from a crisp sandwich upwards), bake cakes if required
and I'm vaguely capable of basic DIY (a childhood full of Lego has
prepared me well for Ikea furniture). But I really come into my own
when I have a kettle in one hand and a packet of biscuits in the
other! Just don't ask me to deal with spiders.
I'm not afraid of the occassional bit of loud singing when I'm a
bit drunk or driving in the car (never at the same time though
officer), I laugh at my own jokes, give killer massages and usually
have a freezer full of icecream!
So if I sound like I might float your boat, or you just need a
sturdy set of shoulders to sit on at festivals or gigs I'd love to
hear from you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm one of those terrible people that loves their job, to the point
where the old work/life balance might get a bit wonky from time to
time, but I know how to let my hair down (obviously this is
metaphorically speaking if you've seen my pictures).
Keeping fit is an important part of my life so I can often be found
down at the gym or playing any number of sports (although I'm
useless at practically everything except air-hockey), and I'm
rather partial to a spot of snowboarding come winter time.But when
I'm not saving the world I do all the usual mates and gym stuff,
but would really like to get back into rock climbing and squash.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Air hockey and crazy golf! Making and drinking tea and coffee.
(only the good stuff mind you. no cheap brews on my manor!)
Lifting heavy stuff and making people laugh... a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm loud. You'll usually hear me before you see me. Oh and if I'm
in a suit then I look like I should be guarding something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Filmwise anything in the 80s Schwarzenegger back catalogue. Not
because he can act, but modern films could learn a lot about from
them about just being brilliant. Foodwise anything with meat in it
(double meat is better still).
I read a lot, love anything by Margaret Attwood, Dune, Ender's Game
(don't get me started on the terrible film), and the Far Side... if
that counts ?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A kettle and tea making equipment.
A gym of some type.
My big brother.
I can't believe I'm going to say this... my job.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world from itself!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a lucky pink unicorn called Steve.
You should message me if
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Ultimately I'm looking for a girl who's intelligent, fun, has a bit
of something about her and who can be an all around partner in
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