But where to start?
I would describe myself as the Landrover of men... large, rugged, dependable and good at hefting heavy things around.
I'm very well housetrained as I can cook to a reasonable standard (anything from a crisp sandwich upwards), bake cakes if required and I'm vaguely capable of basic DIY (a childhood full of Lego has prepared me well for Ikea furniture). But I really come into my own when I have a kettle in one hand and a packet of biscuits in the other! Just don't ask me to deal with spiders.
I'm not afraid of the occassional bit of loud singing when I'm a bit drunk or driving in the car (never at the same time though officer), I laugh at my own jokes, give killer massages and usually have a freezer full of icecream!
So if I sound like I might float your boat, or you just need a sturdy set of shoulders to sit on at festivals or gigs I'd love to hear from you.