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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 6' 0" (1.82m).
Looking For Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)
Smokes No
Drinks Not at all
Drugs Never
Religion Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign N/A
Education Working on college/university
Job N/A
Income $20,000-$30,000
Kids N/A
Pets N/A
Languages English (Fluently)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
I had not planned to make this an extensive analysis of me, but those sneaky hobbitses that run the site do know how to dangle the percentage bar of profile done-ity. As such, I thought I might expand upon me beyond my carnal needs that initiated the creation of this profile.
I am, and may well always be, a geek at heart. I revel equally in running a game of dungeons and dragons as I do in a passionate discussion about just about anything. It must be said that during an arguement (whoops! I mean discussion) I work best when the other person feels strongly abour a topic; if you're not going to represent yourself properly and stand up for your beliefs, why do you even have them?
I believe in logic in almost all things, except in religion, because frankly logic seems to have very little part to play and as such I seem to have adopted an illogical attachment to liberal Christianity. I blame an intensive Catholic upbringing. They say strict religious all boys schools make you gay: excuse me! Bi!
Anyway, asking me to make any decision for which I don't have a preformed answer will trigger me into a lengthy exploration of related 'links' within my head(I even think in web 2.0). This will mean big questions will either get an answer in 10 seconds or 10 minutes.
I have many flaws, some of which are my fault, some of which aren't, frankly. I'm overweight (not my fault), hairy (debatable as to fault/turn on?), opinionated (my fault), epileptic (not my fault), horny (debatable again, but I just try to satisfy lust rather than redirect it).
If that's not another 4%, OKC can blow me. Or you can if you're giving in that way.
What I'm doing with my life
I'm really good at
Analysing anything at all. In detail.
Playing pretend.
Talking at great length about a very little.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies- Dark City, A History of Violence (ooo there it is again!), LOTR trilogy.
Music- Deep, powerful metal, intense Drum and Bass, gentle arias
Food- Red meat, sandwiches, spicy foods (especially curry)
The six things I could never do without
Tabletop RPGs
Collectibles
Sandwiches
iPod
Buttplug
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a lemonade guzzling monster.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
You should message me if
NB. On occaision I may use some words you might not understand. This is not always the case and is not me 'trying to be intellectual', but I would advise you to either expand your vocab or keep a tab open at a dictionary site if this is a problem for you.
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