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I am heavy, hairy, and horny

Hefty_Fella

23 / m / bisexual / Single

Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

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Ethnicity White

Height 6' 0" (1.82m).

Looking For Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Smokes No

Drinks Not at all

Drugs Never

Religion Christianity but not too serious about it

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Education Working on college/university

Job N/A

Income $20,000-$30,000

Kids N/A

Pets N/A

Languages English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

I am a tall, big set person who basically has that kind of personality for most of the time (big), but I get all introspective and random (doubtless the most over used word on the internet, but it is applicable) at various times. Basically I'm exploring a side of me that has been suffering neglect for a while, namely my sexuality and in particular my bisexuality. It's a new thing for me and I'm totally not open about it, just so you know, except in the semi-anonamous forum of internet dating.

I had not planned to make this an extensive analysis of me, but those sneaky hobbitses that run the site do know how to dangle the percentage bar of profile done-ity. As such, I thought I might expand upon me beyond my carnal needs that initiated the creation of this profile.

I am, and may well always be, a geek at heart. I revel equally in running a game of dungeons and dragons as I do in a passionate discussion about just about anything. It must be said that during an arguement (whoops! I mean discussion) I work best when the other person feels strongly abour a topic; if you're not going to represent yourself properly and stand up for your beliefs, why do you even have them?

I believe in logic in almost all things, except in religion, because frankly logic seems to have very little part to play and as such I seem to have adopted an illogical attachment to liberal Christianity. I blame an intensive Catholic upbringing. They say strict religious all boys schools make you gay: excuse me! Bi!

Anyway, asking me to make any decision for which I don't have a preformed answer will trigger me into a lengthy exploration of related 'links' within my head(I even think in web 2.0). This will mean big questions will either get an answer in 10 seconds or 10 minutes.

I have many flaws, some of which are my fault, some of which aren't, frankly. I'm overweight (not my fault), hairy (debatable as to fault/turn on?), opinionated (my fault), epileptic (not my fault), horny (debatable again, but I just try to satisfy lust rather than redirect it).

If that's not another 4%, OKC can blow me. Or you can if you're giving in that way.

What I'm doing with my life

I am a student at Newcastle University getting into my final year (at long last!). Currently have a job guaranteed after graduation (fingers crossed that I do! :p) in the field of study of my degree.

I'm really good at

Ideas and initially implimenting them.
Analysing anything at all. In detail.
Playing pretend.
Talking at great length about a very little.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

That I am a big hairy man and that I'm slightly mad.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- Watchmen, Genevieve, A History of Violence (is it telling that 2 of 3 are graphic novels?).

Movies- Dark City, A History of Violence (ooo there it is again!), LOTR trilogy.

Music- Deep, powerful metal, intense Drum and Bass, gentle arias

Food- Red meat, sandwiches, spicy foods (especially curry)

The six things I could never do without

Laptop
Tabletop RPGs
Collectibles
Sandwiches
iPod
Buttplug

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Sex, RPG campaign ideas, my degree course, the nuances of the interweb, man sex (different from the generic form obv. :P).

On a typical Friday night I am

In the house as I hate friday nights out as I can't drink due to my epilepsy medications, which is irritaing to say the least.

I'm a lemonade guzzling monster.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

Frankly the whole bisexuality is quite a big thing for me tbh. So you'll have to settle for that, so nyah!

You should message me if

You are a man/woman seeking a man for casual sex or you are geeky and wish to chat casually about whether 4th edition 'counts' as dungeons and dragons. New possiblilty (worth noting) is that you want to discuss something, anything with various related topics.

NB. On occaision I may use some words you might not understand. This is not always the case and is not me 'trying to be intellectual', but I would advise you to either expand your vocab or keep a tab open at a dictionary site if this is a problem for you.

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