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26 / M / Straight / Single
Brooklyn, New York
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m).
- Body Type
- Strictly vegan
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Pisces but it doesn’t matter
- Working on college/university
- Hospitality / Travel
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and has cats
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During the week, I spend a while pitching shows to vapid television, hosting a weekly podcast, comedy writing.
In my free time, I am working on re-teaching myself math, heading back to school in the fall for programming and engineering, mixed martial arts, Muay Thai, playing music,
www.willandbobby.com LISTEN TO MY PODCAST ON ITUNES YOU STUPID IDIOTS.
American Horror Story, workaholics, all the other comedies everyone else likes
The Most Serene Republic, Efterklang, Misfits, old nostalgic Pop Punk, Debussy, DIO
ALL FOOD ALWAYS unless it's not vegan.
Favorite words should absolutely be a column on this thing. Emulsion, Brontide, Cower, Splay, Seething, Ineffable, Wobegon, Corrosive, Parry, Yellow.
Sorry about all the bullshit you've had to put up with because of all the nonsense old white men try and make you do.
The entirety of the Jonas Brothers' fan base hates me.
I'm not really an otter.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You can teach me something,
You write beautifully,
You are not a cylon,
You are not averse to Tequila,
You're not a derisive lunatic,
You have something to say,
You can loan me Mass Effect.
You can help me turn my entire body in to a machine to fly to outer space. Thanks.