Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm stunningly beautiful, fiercely intelligent and prone to
exaggeration when describing myself as I don't know what else to
say. I am quite nice though.
My home oscillates between being in London and in Leeds, as I have
wonderful happy lives set up in both of these places. I also have a
parrot and a piano and a human brain colouring book; these are my
favourite things in the world.
I'm very sceptical about online dating (mostly because I'm crap at
expressing myself in writing). Many many people seem to think this
place is worth trying though (and apparently not at all akin to
placing a desperate add in the corner of a newspaper), so I'm
withholding my cynicism for a while.
I'm also rather intrigued as to why OKCupid is convinced I've never
tried drugs, before it even asked me to fill in my details. It left
every other field blank but insisted that I'm at least innocent on
that front. Thanks for the vote of confidence OkCupid, I'm
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like prodding brains to see what they'll do and tinkering with
giant magnets, so I intend to keep doing these things till my
university decides to declare me a Dr.
I'm also doing a lot of hurtling around sports halls with wheels
stuck to my feet, whilst crashing into other women and falling flat
on my face a lot. Roller derby is one of the best things in my life
at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not falling off horses; threading needles without using a
needle-threader-thingamibob; backgammon; fitting copious amounts of
buttercream icing onto cupcakes; walking quickly through crowds;
using semicolons correctly; tripping over my own feet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Inevitably, my hair. Or occasionally my lack of hair, but when I do
have hair it tends to be brightly coloured. Naturally it's purple
but it varies according to my mood and temperature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books, they smell nice. I want a library one day. I do love
my kindle but it isn't quite the same.
I dislike films, with a few predictable exceptions (everyone loves
Fight Club innit).
I like TV series better. Battlestar Galactica has set the standard,
find me something more awesome and engaging and you shall be
I like listening to the exceptionally good portions of most music
genres rather than the entirety of a few select ones. That said, I
almost always like punk, even when it's utterly cringeworthy.
I like food, food is good. Pudding is better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A spoon, a pair of glasses, a daily commute, a cup of tea, a piano,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How absolutely amazingly wonderful everything is. I'm not even
being sarcastic, I actually do. I feel inclined to be a miserable
antisocial git most of the time but I'm actually one of the
happiest people ever and it constantly surprises me how happy I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Certainly not on the internet filling in dating profiles, no, of
course not. I'm somewhere else doing something very exciting right
now I assure you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm a filthy kinky pervert. As are a lot of people on here, or
so I've been lead to believe. If you are such a person, feel free
to look me up on the relevant corners of the internet under the
name of Seelix.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're girl-shaped, queer (by any definition), and poly.
Also, you should definitely message me if you live in Leeds and you
are awesome in any way shape or form. I've just moved here and I
know virtually no one, so I have plenty of space in my life to add
new awesome people - dates, friends, acquaintances, the lot.
Dating-wise, I'm mostly looking for interesting new experiences,
with interesting people. I like talking to interesting people; tell
me something awesome and shiny.
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