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My self-summary
Im a -
Hands on
Foot loose
Knee Jerk
Head case

Slightly Introverted with a dry, dark sense of humour (the best kind). Geeky and thoughtful should be thrown into the mix too.

Im Tennis mad, and i love stand-up comedy, good tv dramas, a good crime fiction novel and card games.
What I’m doing with my life
Process/R&D chemistry - I like to pretend Im Walter White - This wears off however when dealing with personal care products.

Training for a 10K race (I wrote this a month or two ago, 'training' is a term used lightly)
*Update - blatant lie, ive stopped running entirely. I feel better for it now however

Taking up the guitar for the final time (this all started 15 years ago)

I spend each minute dreading the next one.
I’m really good at
Getting my money's worth at all you can eat buffets
Daydreaming, and sleeping.
Party trick - I can eat a bowl of alphabet spaghetti and regurgitate the vowels and consonants separately.
The first things people usually notice about me
The trail of destruction i leave in my wake
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Sopranos, the wire, homeland, Breaking bad, X-files, the thick of it, Fargo, Jinx, Gomorrah, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, deadwood, dexter, Game of thrones

Music: Heavy metal, blues, rock n roll, anything with good guitar + Classical & movie instrumentals.And reggae.
Favourite artists: Metallica, Chuck Berry, Mariachi El Bronx, Springsteen, Hendrix, Paul simon, King King, Tom waits, Warren Zevon, Machine head, Wagner, Tchaikovsky, Joe Bonamassa, B.B King, Albert King, King king, Luther Alison,Bob Marley. Enjoy listening to radio 3 & 4.

Favourite movies: About Schmidt. Amelie. The thing. King of Kong: A fistful of quarters. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. The big lebowski. The big sleep. Brick. Groundhog day. High plains drifter. As good as it gets. Slapshot. Animal house. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The raid. Batman movies. Bond movies.

Books - Crime fiction/noir thrillers. especially the hardboiled genre. Dashiell Hammett, Ian Rankin, James Ellroy, Scott Fitzgerald, Raymond chandler. Lee Child books kick-ass.

Comedians - George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Bill Burr,Chris rock, Stuart Lee, doug stanhope.
The six things I could never do without
Tennis racquet
Family & friends
My Six-shooter
George carlin
Contact with the mothership.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think, therefore I am...I think?
The Zombie apocalypse - I have a survival plan, do you?
'The Kraken' black spiced rum
The thick of it quotes - "I used to be the fucking pharaoh, Terri, Now I'm floundering in a Nile of shit"
People who like top gear/Jeremy Clarkson- they need to sit down and have a long, hard chat with themselves
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying my best to stay out of trouble
You should message me if
if you are: quirky, geeky, funny, fiery or you just feel like it.
Bonus points go to the redheads.