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Heisenberg__

27 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Im a -
Hands on
Foot loose
Knee Jerk
Head case

Id describe myself as - quirky, funny, Shy, introspective, friendly, bit(!) of a geek and thoughtful.
Im Tennis mad and i love stand-up comedy.

Some numbers for those more mathematically inclined. 26 years, 9 lives, 10 fingers, 11 toes.
What I’m doing with my life
Process/R&D chemistry - I like to pretend Im Walter White - This wears off however when dealing with personal care products.

Training for a 10K race (I wrote this a month or two ago, 'training' is a term used lightly)
*Update - blatant lie, ive stopped running entirely. I feel better for it now however..

Taking up the guitar for the final time (this all started 15 years ago)

I spend each minute dreading the next one.
I’m really good at
Getting my money's worth at all you can eat buffets
Daydreaming, and sleeping.
Knowing stuff about tennis. Tennis mad.
Building snowmen
Breaking things, including other peoples snowmen.
Dealing with paper jams in the office printer, and offering sound advice to avoid recurrence.
Party trick - I can eat a bowl of alphabet spaghetti and regurgitate the vowels and consonants separately.
The first things people usually notice about me
The trail of destruction i leave in my wake
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Sopranos, the wire, homeland, Breaking bad, X-files, the thick of it, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, deadwood, dexter.

Music: Heavy metal, rock, rock n roll, anything with good guitar + Classical & movie instrumentals.And reggae.
Favourite artists: Metallica, Chuck Berry, Mariachi El Bronx, Springsteen, Hendrix, Paul simon, Tom waits, Warren Zevon, Machine head, Wagner, Tchaikovsky, Joe Bonamassa, Bob Marley. Enjoy listening to radio 3 & 4.

Favourite movies: About Schmidt. Amelie. The thing. King of Kong: A fistful of quarters. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. The big lebowski. The big sleep. Brick. Groundhog day. High plains drifter. As good as it gets. Slapshot. Animal house. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The raid. Batman movies. Bond movies.

Books - Crime fiction/noir thrillers. especially the hardboiled genre. Dashiell Hammett, Ian Rankin, James Ellroy, Scott Fitzgerald, Raymond chandler. Lee Child books kick-ass.

Comedians - George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Chris rock, Stuart Lee, doug stanhope.

PC games - Grim fandango! Skyrim, portal, fallout 3, AoE, prince of persia 1990 (nostalgia), gangsters - organised crime, daggerfall, counterstrike, half-life, left for dead, frozen synapse.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Tennis racquet
Family & friends
My Six-shooter
George carlin
Contact with the mothership.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think, therefore I am...I think.
Ancient Egypt - what a cool place it must have been
The Zombie apocalypse - I have a survival plan, do you?
'The Kraken' black spiced rum
The thick of it quotes - "I used to be the fucking pharaoh, Terri, Now I'm floundering in a Nile of shit"
People who like top gear/Jeremy Clarkson- they need to sit down and have a long, hard chat with themselves
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I apply heavy doses of aftershave to mask the stench of desperation.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
if you are: quirky, geeky, funny, smart, fiery, redheaded, crazy or simply fancy a chat?