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Heisenburg-ers

20 Fort Worth, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Mallie and I suck at summarizing myself.
I like thunderstorms, new experiences and adventures.
I'm nocturnal, impulsive, and I'm armed with an endless supply of terrible jokes and puns and I'm not afraid to use them.
I don't believe in love at first sight but I do believe in meeting people and somehow you just click.
Personality type: ENFP, if you're into that kind of thing.

Anything else you wanna know? Just ask
(But don't get crazy)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eventually I'm planning on becoming a badass anesthesiologist assistant living somewhere on the West Coast (preferably Seattle) with a black cat named Lucifer. I'll travel anywhere and everywhere… especially to places with a completely different culture than 'murica. I've got a small list of countries I'm planning on going to but I'm always open to new suggestions and ideas :).

However, at the moment, I'm stuck here in Texas discovering the wonderful life of being a broke college student while making coffee for other broke college students. I recently managed to study abroad in Austria, staying in the same place the Sound of music was filmed in. I've also been to Mexico, Belize, and Cuba.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being clumsy, convincing people my last name really is Heisenberg, being pale, listening to music, singing opera in the shower at 3am, speeding, making coffee, and if procrastinating was an Olympic sport I'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps.
I can carry a conversation and change subjects at the flip of a hat.

And I don't want to brag or anything but I can cook ramen noodles 59 different ways
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes? Hair? Clothes? I don't know you tell me.
Oh and
"You look like that Alice chick from twilight"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've got a really long obnoxious list of everything. This is a work in progress so please bear with me.

Books: Stephen King, the inheritance trilogy, A Song of Ice and Fire (even though I'm getting more and more convinced George rr Martin is a heartless bastard), Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Hunger Games trilogy; manga like Death Note, Hellsing, Nana…I really don't read as much as I used to. I'd love some book suggestions?

TV shows: obviously Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica (remake) Freaks and Geeks, House MD, American Horror Story, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Wilfred, Louie, Twin Peaks, Mushi-Shi, Lost, Misfits, who's line is it anyway?, fresh prince of bel-air, cowboy bebop, top gear (uk version is the only version that matters), doctor who, firefly, mythbusters

Music: Zeds dead, Zedd, Young the Giant, Young Magic, XXYYXX, the xx, Xray eyeballs, Wu-tang Clan, the wombats, Wilco, white stripes, the weeknd, we came as Romans, we butter the bread with butter, violent soho, bibio, noah&the whale, bears den, Nero, Lana del ray, Tyler the creator, Yeasayer, vampire weekend, the vaccines, tycho, two door cinema club, pogo, toro y moi, this will destroy you, Texas in July, Telekenesis, tegan and Sara, Swedish house mafia (knife party), superhumanoids, stromae, st Vincent, spoon, gorillaz, soundgarden, snow patrol, the smiths, sky Ferreira, Damien marley, simon&garfunkel, silversun pickups, shwayze, seven lions, santigold, Sam smith, RZA, The Roots, Reignwolf, Regina Spektor, red jumpsuit apparatus, real estate, ratatat, rage against the machine, radiohead, ra ra riot, queens of the Stone Age, queen, puscifer,purity ring, the pretty reckless, pretty lights, portugal. the man, plunk, pixies, pink Floyd, pierce the veil, Phoenix, phish, phantogram, Patrick reza, passion pit, of Montreal, of monsters and men, of mice&men, Norma jean, Norah jones, nirvana, NIN, new order, neutral milk hotel, neonfaith, the neighbourhood, the national, Natalia Kills, nas, (some) mumford&sons, muse, MIA, massive attack, maroon 5, marina and the diamonds, Manchester orchestra, major lazer,…etc. you get the idea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Obviously music. My laptop, the great outdoors, driving, blankets, people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, I'm always thinking about something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever I feel like. That may go from sneaking around abandoned factories and building hours away, to concerts, random movie nights, or just sitting at home cramming like its going out of style.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't actually know how to cook ramen noodles 59 different ways :(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to :)
Also I'm always always open to new bands, places to travel, food to try, anything new in general.