This is what my guy friends said:
-"You raised up dem dragons real good."
-"You were once a balanced person, but when the crystal cracked you became separated into two beings.. the kind, spirited Mystic, and the cruel tyrannical Alanna. You can also shoot lasers from your eyes."
-"She came, she saw and she took ah jerbs."
-"She has the cynicism of a 30 year old divorcee."
I didn't like their answers, so I asked my girlfriends:
-"Alanna is amazing. Now, the word "amazing" can be used in many ways, so to make it more clear: Alanna is amazingly strange, Alanna is amazingly pretty, Alanna is amazingly funny, Alanna is amazingly awesome, Alanna is amazingly good at talking, and I am willing to bet that Alanna is also amazingly good in bed."
-"How can I not love a girl who made a brutal black metal band and its crew deliver homemade cookie goodness to me while I was on tour? That's all I have to say." (This is true. I got Mayhem to deliver her cookies.)
Proof that women are lovely human beings.