Just take my test.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-no-nonsense-career-indicator-test-(nncit)-test

Been asleep for too long. Must wake up.

Everything. Yes, I do try to be good at everything.

I wear a Viking outfit when wearing pink socks.

And he rarely refers to himself in the third person.

Intake that helps output.

1. 
   
2. Time.
   
3. Intuition.
   
4. Automation.
   
5. Keys.
   
6. Irony.
   
7. A box to think outside of.
   

There are so many problems to solve, so many ways to improve, so many sparks of imagination unexplored, how can anyone complain about being bored?

Drinking my life away and being even more unproductive than usual. You can see the soul being sucked like smoke into the bottle.

I'm really lucky underneath it all.

People have pointed out to me that I don't have any vices. This means, of course, that I would like someone who has a great many vices to complement me. So, please contact me if you do the following:

• Drink coffee
• Chain smoke
• Drink alcohol
• Watch pro-wrestling
• Root for the Yankees
• Smoke crack
• Do meth (gotta love the meth mouth)
• Read the Twilight series
• Run a Mexican drug cartel
• Masturbate more times than there are hours in a day
• Rip the wings off of flies
• Wink in an attempt to be charming
• Eat fast foods as the major portion of your diet
• Confuse you're with your and their with they're and there
• Are a Republican
• Own a U-Haul depot
• Screw for money (this includes both prostitution and banker as professions)
• Sniff cocaine
• Imagine yourself to be a Disney princess
• Listen to the relationship advice of your ditzy, half-naked girlfriends
• Search YouTube for cute animal videos

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure I'll add to this list to inform you how you may complement me. I'll hear from all you flying monkeys soon.