Can baldness in men be attractive?

• Yes
• Only if it's a deliberate choice by them.
• Doesn't matter
• No

Have you seen Patrick Stewart?

Would you consider dating a celebrity who you really don't like and are not attracted to, just because he or she is rich and famous?

• Yes.
• No.

What's the third option, enquiring minds needs to know!

Do you enjoy using edible body paints with a partner?

• I've tried them and I like them.
• I've tried them and I don't like them.
• I have not tried them but would like to.
• I haven't tried them and don't want to.

Edible body paints?

If you had a potentially harmful addiction such as smoking, drinking, or drugs, how do you think you would you feel if a significant other tried to get you to stop?

• Grateful.
• Annoyed.
• Angry.
• Indifferent.

This is a hard one, seeing as it sometimes difficult to put yourself in the addict's shoes. Whereas a normal person would be grateful, seeing as you are in a way saving their lives, through the eyes of the addict, it may be seen as something completely different.

How many albums are there in your music collection?

• 1 to 100 albums.
• 101 to 300 albums.
• 301 or more albums.
• I have no music albums.

As of today it's at 412 albums.

Some parents encourage their young teenagers to smoke a pack of cigarettes all at once in order to make them ill and deter future smoking. Do you agree with this parenting technique?

• Yes.
• No.

Couldn't that count as child abuse?

I don't know why I've been putting off getting this album, it's fabulous. I mean Andy Summers and Robert Fripp, it's just incredible.

Imagine you're at an art gallery and you see a canvas painted solid red. It is selling for more money than you make in a year. Which of the following would be closest to your reaction?

• "I'd like to know more about its meaning."
• "The price is outrageous."
• "I could have painted that myself."
• "It's really pleasing to look at."

As someone who has a huge love of art, visits galleries, has some education in it, it's this needlessly pretentious conceptionalist bullshit that pisses me off, and I like pretencion! I just seems any knucklehead with delusions of grandeur can shit on a canvas and call it art (case in point "piss-christ"). Not all modern art is terrible however, and there are a lot of pieces/artists out there I adore, it's just that this bugs me, hell even Jackson Pollack spent years refining his style to find a sort of serenity in his chaos.

Do you think that a person's musical preferences are a good indicator of intelligence?

• Yes.
• No.

Well frankly I haven't met any jazz fans that are less than intelligent. However I have met a lot of illiterate morons who listen to gangster rap.

In a relationship, who do you prefer to be taller?

• I like to be taller.
• I like my partner to be taller.
• I like us to be about the same height.
• It doesn't matter to me.

Well I've yet to met a woman who's 6'5, so....yeah...damn.