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HelloIAmLily

26 F Grays, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Believe it or not, I'm currently in a relationship. I'm as surprised as you are.

Not fat. Occasionally funny. Mostly sedentary.
What I’m doing with my life
I travel the UK, scowling at spreadsheets and pointing at graphs.
I have three cats.
I live alone.
I enjoy swearing.
I write in caps lock when I think I'm being funny.
I cackle at everything like an old sea crone.
I'm in a band.
I have a bar in my living room.
I consume at least one Calippo per week.
I’m really good at
Working long hours. Eating poorly and irregularly. Being a horrible person. Being too busy for online dating. Trying anyway and letting everyone down. Drinking alone. Sleeping under a pile of newspapers. Storing food in my underpants.
The six things I could never do without
Things I Could Never Do Without x6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fucking magnets: how do they work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Murdering prostitutes and throwing things on bonfires.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have not one but two blogs about Internet dating horrors I've experienced from 2005 - present.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are boring, awkward and/or difficult.