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HelloIAmLily

26 Grays, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Believe it or not, I'm currently in a relationship. I'm as surprised as you are.

Not fat. Occasionally funny. Mostly sedentary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I travel the UK, scowling at spreadsheets and pointing at graphs.
I have three cats.
I live alone.
I enjoy swearing.
I write in caps lock when I think I'm being funny.
I cackle at everything like an old sea crone.
I'm in a band.
I have a bar in my living room.
I consume at least one Calippo per week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working long hours. Eating poorly and irregularly. Being a horrible person. Being too busy for online dating. Trying anyway and letting everyone down. Drinking alone. Sleeping under a pile of newspapers. Storing food in my underpants.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apathy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things I Could Never Do Without x6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fucking magnets: how do they work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Murdering prostitutes and throwing things on bonfires.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have not one but two blogs about Internet dating horrors I've experienced from 2005 - present.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are boring, awkward and/or difficult.