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28 F Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not single anymorr, sorry guys
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Gone With The Wind, The Godfather, American Horror Story, Sons Of Anarchy, Jane Valez-Mitchel, Nancy Grace, 48 Hours, Deadly Women, Wicked Attraction, The Storm Of The Century
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
My cats
My job
My apartment
My stamina
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If you want to put me on a leash, it better be Hello Kitty, or you can kiss my ass." -- In my Versace voice lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually bored unless I go out running or to the gym or spend time with family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to animals and they talk back to me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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Here are my rules. Do NOT message me unless you have read the rules and plan on abiding by them.

1) No married men. I am serious about this, so don't think you're gonna message me and then I'm not gonna know if you're married, because I will stab you and blood will splatter all over the place and not in a fun way -- this shit will hurt.

2) Don't fucking be expecting me to engage in sexual intercourse or any sex act just because we're going on a date. That's like fucking bullshit. Go get a fucking hooker if that's all you're interested in.

3) I am not attracted to -- but will be friends with -- anyone who is a female, a bi-sexual male, a transvestite and/or a homosexual. I am straight and prefer straight men, but that does not mean I have anything against anyone's sexuality. This is just my preference as far as a significant other goes. Also, I prefer men who have masculine personalities.

4) Don't ask me retarded questions. I can't even think of an example of what a retarded question is right now, but just . . . if it sounds retarded, just don't say it. And please, if we talk on the phone, don't call me and then not talk, because that can be creepy. And really please don't mumble songs while we're on the phone, because that is weird.

5) I'm only interested in people who like animals and are nice to animals. If you're a Michael Vick fan, just do me a favor and don't wear any of his jerseys while you're around me. And please don't pretend to like my cats in front of my face and then make faces at them behind my back, because they will tell me.

6) If you are a cheater or have any plans to be a cheater, just stay the fuck away from me. You assholes think cheating makes you a bigshot, well it doesn't!!! It just makes you an asshole. Cheating does not make you more attractive, or move suave than guys who, you know, like don't cheat.

7) I only like guys who are respective to elders. You would have to get along with my grandparents.

8) Don't message me with "Hi" or "How are you?" When you message me, say something about yourself or about your day or what you thought of my profile or about current events -- anything that isn't the usual. That way I'll know if you're interesting and I'll also know if you read this before messaging me.