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28 • F • Philadelphia, PA
- Last Online
- Apr 13
- 5′ 1″ (1.55m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
- Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Less than $20,000
- Relationship Status
- Seeing Someone
- Relationship Type
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and has cats
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 27–47
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
1) No married men. I am serious about this, so don't think you're gonna message me and then I'm not gonna know if you're married, because I will stab you and blood will splatter all over the place and not in a fun way -- this shit will hurt.
2) Don't fucking be expecting me to engage in sexual intercourse or any sex act just because we're going on a date. That's like fucking bullshit. Go get a fucking hooker if that's all you're interested in.
3) I am not attracted to -- but will be friends with -- anyone who is a female, a bi-sexual male, a transvestite and/or a homosexual. I am straight and prefer straight men, but that does not mean I have anything against anyone's sexuality. This is just my preference as far as a significant other goes. Also, I prefer men who have masculine personalities.
4) Don't ask me retarded questions. I can't even think of an example of what a retarded question is right now, but just . . . if it sounds retarded, just don't say it. And please, if we talk on the phone, don't call me and then not talk, because that can be creepy. And really please don't mumble songs while we're on the phone, because that is weird.
5) I'm only interested in people who like animals and are nice to animals. If you're a Michael Vick fan, just do me a favor and don't wear any of his jerseys while you're around me. And please don't pretend to like my cats in front of my face and then make faces at them behind my back, because they will tell me.
6) If you are a cheater or have any plans to be a cheater, just stay the fuck away from me. You assholes think cheating makes you a bigshot, well it doesn't!!! It just makes you an asshole. Cheating does not make you more attractive, or move suave than guys who, you know, like don't cheat.
7) I only like guys who are respective to elders. You would have to get along with my grandparents.
8) Don't message me with "Hi" or "How are you?" When you message me, say something about yourself or about your day or what you thought of my profile or about current events -- anything that isn't the usual. That way I'll know if you're interesting and I'll also know if you read this before messaging me.
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