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HelloMadeleine

20 F Coventry, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:28am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
if ur gonna message me i should warn u that if u call me gorgeous or babe or tell me whether u think i'm attractive or not or anything like that ur not gonna get a nice message back, if u say something bigoted i'm gonna call u out on it and if ur an asshole i'm gonna make fun of u on tumblr

also if ur 25+ then don't even bother messaging me bc it's weird that ur trying to flirt w/ someone who is literally just out of their teens

i'm a fat queer intersectional feminist who gets emotional about animals at least once a day

i've been questioning my gender a lot recently and i don't think i'm 100% a woman more of a weird non-binary girl-thing (they/them and she/her pronouns are fine but don't call me 'female' or 'lady' or i'll poke ur eyes out)
What I’m doing with my life
destroying LAD culture
I’m really good at
chain smoking and not getting out of bed
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
umm i like a lot of things and i cba to do big long lists so

books: harry potter (i have a deathly hallows tattoo bc i'm a dork/super cool guy)

movies: tarantino/del toro films

shows: it's always sunny in philadelphia, the walking dead, parks and rec, graham linehan comedies, nature docs

music: the horrors, m.i.a., grinderman and we are scientists are my favourites atm but i will listen to most things and probably enjoy it (although once i listened to a blood on the dance floor song out of curiosity and got sick on myself)

food: idc
The six things I could never do without
wine
friends n fam
my pups
wine
wine
wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cute and dumb animals/charlie day
On a typical Friday night I am
crying into a bottle of wine
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
when i was like 10 i fell over in front of prince harry which was mildly embarrassing

also i suffer from anxiety and depression so please bear that in mind (if we hit it off but i suddenly stop responding don't worry it's not you i'm just a mental person)
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you wanna tell me a crap joke/exchange make up tips/discuss the theory that benedict cumberbatch is actually a lizard