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31 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:58pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Ok so the rest of this section I wrote two years ago and I plan to delete and rewrite once I get around to it. It's supposed to be humorous but it doesn't come across right...

Over the past 29 years, I have lived in the following cities, in this order: New York, NY, Madison, WI, San Francisco, Boston, Madison again, Austin, TX, Los Angeles, then Austin again.

When I was in elementary school, in Wisconsin, they made us wait outside in 20-below-zero weather if we were more than five minutes early. In gym class, if it was at least 40 degrees, we would play outside in shorts and short sleeves.

I studied film in college, though I'm no longer pursuing a career in film.

I'm a Licensed Massage Therapist, though I only give occasional massages.

I have more than one relative who could technically be considered famous.

Once, in college, I wrote a screenplay that I consider to be one of the worst screenplays ever written. I've never mentioned it to anyone until now.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give myself a 7.

My birth was a scheduled c-section during which my mother never went through labor.

I was born with a full head of hair.

As a teenager, I had a problem with sleep walking. I left the house in my sleep at least twice.

My senior year in high school, I led three student groups and organized a school-wide AIDS Awareness Day, and I still made honor roll.

I rode my bike 500 miles from the Twin Cities to Chicago, twice.

I was gravely ill for several months as a baby.

I have a hearing loss in my right ear, because when I was four, I started a competition with a friend based on who could jump from the highest part of a one-story ledge. I decided to ensure a win by going straight to the top, but I hit my head on the way down.

I nearly drowned in a swimming pool as a small child.

I was a county delegate for Hillary Clinton.

I believe in both Heaven and Hell, but I'm not a member of any religion.

I'm a direct descendant of Cotton Mather, the leader of the witch hunt in Salem.

I like pie.

I am terrified of flying and experience genuine fear at least once on every flight.

When I was in 7th grade, I was outed by my best friend.

One of the first guys I ever dated was recently convicted of murder.

I used to be a devoted Christian.

The idea of turning 30 doesn't bother me anymore.

I want a boyfriend. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Work at a bank right now, and I'm trying to decide if I should stay in banking or more into sales outside of banking. I have a reasonably stable career path I could keep following, but I kind of think I should be doing something more active and stimulating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is apparently that I'm quiet, shy, or introverted. I don't think I am, but people often say it. I can be like that at first with someone I just met.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some music from my iPhone: ABBA, Basement Jaxx, Bat for Lashes, The Beatles, Bjork, Britney Spears, Cher, Depeche Mode, Donovan, Fatboy Slim, Fever Ray, France Gall, Glass Candy, Goldfrapp, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Imogen Heap, Judy Collins, Kate Bush, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, Laura Nyro, Leonard Cohen, Lost Witness, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Morcheeba, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nina Simone, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pizzicato Five, Portishead, The Presets, Prince, Psapp, Royksopp, the Run Lola Run soundtrack, Scissor Sisters, Shawn Colvin, St. Vincent, Tindersticks, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Tricky, Underworld, Varese.

Books I'm reading or have read recently: In Cold Blood, Freakonomics, The Monster of Florence, Before I Go To Sleep, A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, Flu by Gina Kolata, Bodymind, Game Change, Under the Banner of Heaven, Trick or Treatment by Simon Singh, Official Book Club Selection by Kathy Griffin.

Movies: Really too many to list. I have a huge collection and studied film in college. But I usually say Heavenly Creatures is my favorite movie of all time.

Food: I love mexican, japanese, and thai food. Also like BBQ and american food. Anything really. But when I go out mexican is usually my first choice. But that's also because I love mexican martinis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I should do career-wise. I thought I'd have it all figured out by now, but we shall see!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching HBO and drinking a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was so bizarre as a child I'm shocked I turned out semi-normal.
You should message me if
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you would like to go on an actual date and are legitimately hoping to find a relationship.