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31 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:03pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Is this where I sum myself up? Where I go into detail about all the Austiny activities I enjoy? Do I point out some personal interests?

How about instead, I present the reader with a few paradoxes about me, which I think are a little more vague, and a little more informative:
- I have a fixed perception of reality, which is constantly changing.
- I keep a positive outlook on life, by perceiving it as gruesome, chaotic and unpredictable.
- I have a systematic and procedural approach to solving problems, by acting completely off instinct.
- I am passionate, ambitious, constantly growing, and content with where I am in life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Programming Computer stuff, building things out of wood, volunteering when I have the time, staying super fit, and of course questioning the nature of my own existence.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at life from an analytical perspective, stargazing, woodworking, math problems, physical activity, making Manhattans, cooking, giving hugs, self deprecation, self aggrandizement, dry humor, starting a fire without matches, being fascinated by the conventionally mundane.
**Though I must admit I'm not REALLY good at all these.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think this section is really the least important, but it's also the most fun to fill out.

Books - George RR Martin basically owns me, as long as I wait for the next installment in his Song of Ice and Fire series. But for the sake of showing how well-read I am, here's a generic list of some of my all time favorites: Ham on Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, Blood Meridian, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Hobbit, East of Eden, and Neuromancer.

Movies - Wanna talk movies? Don't get me started. I'll go on and on. My most recent favorite in the past year, is probably Gravity. It did an excellent job of showing how the infinite universe is infinitely more brutal than anything here on Earth. I like brutal.

Music - I'll list my favorite shows I've seen since moving here: Swans, Tame Impala, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, Iron Maiden/Megadeth, Full Service, Grimes, Mutual Benefit, Deerhunter, Chelsea Wolfe, Kurt Vile, Of Montreal, Flaming Lips, Wilco, Savages, and Mammoth Grinder (even if you don't like metal, you gotta love the ingenuity some of them have, to come up with band names).

Food - For the most part, I'm a health freak. However, when I'm eating out, anything is fair game. Here's my favorite dishes from places around town:
1) Via 313 - Cadillac Pizza,
2) Luke's Inside Out - Pulled Pork Bacon Gouda Cheddar Sandwich,
3) Foreign & Domestic - Fried Chicken Biscuit,
4) Parkside - Beer-braised Pork Jowl
5) Moonshine - brunch buffet,
6) Franklin BBQ - everything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Bike
2) My Laptop
3) Power Tools
4) A Chef's Knife
5) Live Music - This is the window into my soul.
6) Good Whiskey- This is more a hole in the wall of my soul. Sure it wasn't planned in the original design; but now that it's there, it really adds an aesthetic!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If everyone's dreams are as strange as mine;
If I'm going to be alive for when the Redskins win another Super Bowl;
The ethical implications of time travel;
The next restaurant/food truck/bar I want to try out;
Free will versus determinism - more specifically, if free will doesn't exist, will we ever find an algorithm for predicting anything and everything which happens in this world?
I also sometimes think I was meant to become a Viking Warrior; If that's the case, the Gods are cruel for having me born 1200 years too late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Keeping it classy. Whether I'm out on East side socializing, or in a tent in the woods, or enjoying the solitude of making dinner and reading a book/watching Netflix; that is the one thing which is consistent.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You found something coherent/amusing/admirable in this jumbled, random, mess of a profile.
- You can challenge me intellectually, and not afraid to be challenged.
- You aren't a member of the Tea Party movement.
- You're not too materialistic.
- You would rather hike a mountain, instead of zip-line it.
- You prefer a gentleman; but with abrupt bursts of immaturity. These could include cheesy jokes, sexual innuendos, and extreme sarcasm.