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ShadesOfDisarray

31 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Is this where I sum myself up? Talk about how I'm a Virginia transplant looking to meet new people? Do I go into detail about all the Austiny activities I enjoy, such as live music, barton springs, and trying delicious food/beer? Do I point out some personal interests, like woodworking, exercising, reading, stargazing, history, science, and writing software using deprecated programming languages? Well I won't do it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Programming Computer stuff, building things out of wood, volunteering when I have the time, staying super fit, and of course questioning the nature of my own existence.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at life from an analytical perspective, math problems, all kinds of exercise, making an Old Fashioned, cooking, giving hugs, self deprecation, self aggrandizement, dry humor, starting a fire without matches, being fascinated by the conventionally mundane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes range far and wide. I enjoy everything from the critically acclaimed, to the local, to the popular, to the really really bad, and everything in between. Though I don't always "enjoy" what I'm being exposed to, I enjoy the exercise in analyzing it. I'm always determined to find some sort of appreciation for what people put out there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Bike
2) My Laptop
3) Power Tools
4) A Chef's Knife
5) Live Music - This is the window into my soul.
6) Good Whiskey- This is more a hole in the wall of my soul. Sure it wasn't planned in the original design; but now that it's there, it really adds an aesthetic!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If everyone's dreams are as strange as mine;
The ethical implications of time travel;
The next restaurant/food truck/bar I want to try out;
Free will versus determinism - more specifically, if free will doesn't exist, will we ever find an algorithm for predicting anything and everything which happens in this world?
I also sometimes think I was meant to become a Viking Warrior. If that's the case, the Gods are cruel for having me born 1200 years too late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Keeping it classy. Whether I'm out on East side socializing, in a tent in the woods, enjoying the solitude of making dinner and reading a book/watching Netflix, or punching babies; that is the one thing which is consistent.
You should message me if
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- You found something coherent/amusing/admirable in this jumbled, random, mess of a profile.
- You can challenge me intellectually, and not afraid to be challenged.
- You aren't a member of the Tea Party movement.
- You're not too materialistic.
- You would rather hike a mountain, instead of zip-line it.
- You enjoy physical activity, pushing yourself beyond your comfort zone, and the high associated with it.
- You prefer a gentleman; but with abrupt bursts of immaturity. These could include cheesy jokes, sexual innuendos, and extreme sarcasm.