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ShadesOfDisarray

31 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Some words other people used to describe me: kind, sweet, charming, awkward, caring, humble, confident, beastly, fearless, paranoid, funny, fun, hippie, nerd, spirited, soulful, droll, attractive, social, anti-social, affectionate, insensitive, laid-back, asshole, jerk, sneaky, intelligent, confused, driven, passionate, snobby, open-minded, biased, pragmatic, idealistic, perceptive, weird.
What I’m doing with my life
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Programming Computer stuff - professionally and personally, building things out of wood, looking at the sky through my telescope, volunteering, staying super fit, all while questioning the nature of my own existence.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at life from an analytical perspective, math problems, HIIT, yoga, running, fixing things (usually after breaking them), cooking, starting a fire without matches, being fascinated by the conventionally mundane. AND giving hugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Steinbeck, Hemingway, Franzen, Cormac McCarthy, Arthur C. Clarke, William Gibson, Tolkein. I like switching between a literary classic, then maybe a critically acclaimed new release, a biography of sorts, and then something how-to related. Though when the next installment in George RR Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series comes out, you can bet I'm going to drop everything else and start reading that!

Movies: Bergman, Kurosawa, Leone, Fincher, Kubrick, Hitchcock, Coen Brothers. Don't let these choices make you think I'm not excited for Taken 3 though!

Shows: PBS, TED Talks, most of the renowned shows on AMC, Netflix, and HBO, ESPN, and I think Key & Peele is the funniest show on television right now.

Music: This could go on and on. Favorite live venues are: Hotel Vegas, Hole in the Wall, Sahara Lounge, Broken Spoke, Elephant Room, and Carousel Lounge.

Food: I'm pretty much a health freak... except when I'm eating out; then anything is fair game. Some of my favorites include: Noble Sandwich, Via 313, Salty Sow, Blue Dahlia Bistro, Contigo, Franklin BBQ, Parkside, Patrizi's, Turf N' Surf, Torchy's, Tacodeli
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Bike
2) My Laptop
3) Power Tools
4) A Chef's Knife
5) Live Music - This is the window into my soul.
6) Good Whiskey- This is more a hole in the wall of my soul. Sure it wasn't planned in the original design; but now that it's there, it really adds an aesthetic!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What type of tree/bird/cloud/'architecture of that building' is that? I guess in this information age, I don't spend too much time thinking about that. I'm then on my phone looking it up.
I also sometimes think I was meant to become a Viking Warrior. If that's the case, the Gods are cruel for having me born 1200 years too late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Keeping it classy. Whether I'm out on East side socializing, in a tent in the woods, going on a night run, enjoying the solitude of making dinner and reading a book/watching Netflix, or punching babies; that is the one thing which is consistent.
You should message me if
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- You want to spend an evening playing with my shiny new telescope. That's not code for anything. I have a brand new Celestron Nexstar 90 GT telescope... and you know you wanna play with it!
- You would want to go for a run through the Greenbelt. ALSO, you won't get annoyed if I suddenly want to stop and identify a tree I've never seen before.
- You would like to get on a bike and bar/museum/park hop around town with me.
- You prefer a gentleman; but with abrupt bursts of immaturity. These could include cheesy jokes, sexual innuendos, and extreme sarcasm.

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