So…I would hate to start off by boring you with a bunch of flattering adjectives to describe myself (wink); I’m sure you’ve already found this two hundred times in all the other profiles…mixed in with all the shirtless pics, no doubt! I believe words are cheap, so why bother? So let’s start with the ‘bad’ stuff: I am impulsive and restless at times; I wouldn’t be the guy you ask to kill the bug you’re screaming about…disgusting; I’m late…all the time; I yell at terrible drivers; I curse a little more than I probably should…I’m working on it though; I stay up way too late way too often…not positive that’s a 'bad' trait though…you tell me. I have little patience for fake people, those who smile while being angry or judgmental on the inside, or people who are mean and/or arrogant.
I can promise you that I will grow on you rather quickly...so be prepared! ;)
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended..and also dish it out just as good! You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell! You’re generally a happy person. The rest is negotiable.
I don’t think it matters what we do or where we go on a first date…if there is ‘chemistry’ there, we’ll be alright ☺
Sooo…what annoyed you today? What made you smile today? What was the last song you heard today? What was the last concert you went to?
Oh yeah, you girls aren’t the only ones that have lists of the types of people you’re not interested in speaking with!
Take note -
- I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the Internet looking for innocent men to take advantage off!
- If you think you’ll have thoughts of grabbing the scissors and letting them loose on my little head when I’m asleep after our first fight? Let me just say: the mental hospital is not located at my home address!
- When I give you my phone number, it does NOT give you a ‘license to stalk’ in the middle of the night, EVERY night… because it’ll make me think you’re really a MAN…since most really needy guys always do that!
Tell me your best joke…