26 Tacoma, WA
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My self-summary
Trying this again I guess. Although, I'm really not expecting anything seeing as most people don't really like to meet. It's weird, I mean why go to a bar get drunk and go home with a complete stranger when you can get drunk and get on here and try and probably get shot down just as much!

On another note, my friend recently suggested I marry a complete stranger because it would be cool and fun to marry someone and get to know someone the rest of your life... It actually sounds kinda appealing now that I typed it out.

Anyways I am cool and fun atleast I like to think so. I like to get drunk on the town occasionally and hit on lots of random girls like most guys I guess. I am very open to a relationship however, I have had my heat broken and I'm kinda hard to tame right now so I wish you luck however, don't really expect it. I can promise a great time with a lot of laughs and at the very least a good friend.

Y'all probably won't read this far if you did though... Gold star for you! I actually tried this time I think, well more than the last profile I had so shoot me a message I guess
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the army and its a love/hate relationship right now but I'm pretty awesome at my job so it's mostly fun.
I’m really good at
Starting a random conversation with someone I've never met, getting drinks in me and being a super fun walking karaoke machine in the middle of the most crowded places! And long walks on the beach that make you wanna come back for another date!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very loud and confident and I wear speedos to the beach, I have awesome tan lines ;) and apparently I look like Daryl from walking dead even though I don't think so, and I've been told my eyes are very cute and deep.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I don't really read many books at all, I love to read short stories online, and I read almost everything that happens in sports and is on espn.com daily.

Movies: I definitely couldn't pick a favorite movie because I will just see another one that will become my favorite! But since this might help a little anything action/ adventure, all superhero movies are awesome ( big marvel fan), super troopers, happy Gilmore and basically anything Adam sander before 8 crazy nights (terrible movie), hot rod, and most zack galifanakis movies (we're from the same hometown!

T.V. Shows: family guy, walking dead, king of the hill, Grimm, evolution, those keep me pretty busy.

Food: Mexican food, Indian, pizza, hot wings, fruits... Let's just be real I'm a guy I love food, but anything spicy is my favorite
The six things I could never do without
1. Shower
2. Beautiful women
3. Laughter
4. My mom
5. Water
6. Air

In no particular order but obviously air is número uno.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would be doing if I wasn't in the army. Why won't somebody send me to outer space. What if Star Wars was real and they just haven't found our galaxy yet since we're so far far away.
Am I ever going to meet a girl that completes me, that I can just talk to and make my day better just by the sound of her voice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking beer and flirting with strangers at a bar (I'm not a club person), watching a new movie that just came out, resting up for a day at the beach or a hike or both, and sometimes though very rarely and unfortunate when it happens... Working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have this account, and though I love my friends and family and my moms my best friend my second best is my dog, he always listens and never says anything bad to me or anything at all for that matter so he's the best listener I know.
Also I am secretly a hopeless romantic that is very guarded the first time I meet people to make sure they are worth my time and effort, in other words if there's a second date it gets better. I've just been hurt and don't like to put myself to far out there the first date with someone.
You should message me if
You are fun and cool, like to have lots of fun no matter what you're doing, want a new friend to chill with.

And if you want a serious mature relationship and to actually spend time together and do all the fun things best friends/ couples do

I want to find love... I'm kind of a softie sometimes, but I don't want love like a Taylor swift song.