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HellsToTheYes

35 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I grew up outside of Chicago. I once faked sick to stay home from school and crashed my friend's father's antique ferrari into a ravine. Oh wait...that was Ferris Bueller. So I watched a lot of movies growing up and sometimes it all runs together.

Things that blow my mind:
• Hot Tub Time Machine
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Children who get stuck in the toy claw machine at Chuck E Cheese

My ideal match:
• The british woman in my GPS

Five more things about me:
1. I'm a great dancer (for a white boy)
2. I have a full head of hair (I'm a real brunette)
3. I do a killer british gangster impression (it's rated R)
4. I've been told I'm funny, but the people that told me may have been really high.
5. I'm great for dates... according to my Yelp reviews.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing for TV/Film.
I’m really good at
Making apple pie.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hands. I could probably be a hand model.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything Vonnegut, Lolita, Guns Germs & Steel, High Fidelity
Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Modern Family, The Wire, Louie
Movies: Big Lebowski, The Verdict, The King's Speech, The Fighter, most Cassavettes flicks, My Cousin Vinny
Music: RJD2, Air, Bon Iver, Jose Gonzales, Shuggie Otis, Al Green, Black Keys, Daft Punk
Food: thai and indian are definitely favorites
The six things I could never do without
laptop
coffee
ukulele
sunshine
hot sauce
uniball jetstream ink pen (black, 1.0mm)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Shakira. My neighbors cat. Not the singer. Unless you like her.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating