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HellsToTheYes

35 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I grew up outside of Chicago. I once faked sick to stay home from school and crashed my friend's father's antique ferrari into a ravine. Oh wait...that was Ferris Bueller. So I watched a lot of movies growing up and sometimes it all runs together.

Things that blow my mind:
• Hot Tub Time Machine
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Children who get stuck in the toy claw machine at Chuck E Cheese

My ideal match:
• The british woman in my GPS

Five more things about me:
1. I'm a great dancer (for a white boy)
2. I have a full head of hair (I'm a real brunette)
3. I do a killer british gangster impression (it's rated R)
4. I've been told I'm funny, but the people that told me may have been really high.
5. I'm great for dates... according to my Yelp reviews.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing for TV/Film.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making apple pie.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hands. I could probably be a hand model.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything Vonnegut, Lolita, Guns Germs & Steel, High Fidelity
Shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Louie, Game of Thrones, Veep,
Movies: Big Lebowski, The Verdict, Master and Commander, most Cassavettes flicks, My Cousin Vinny, Beginners, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Theater: Beckett, Ionesco, Shepard, Albee
Art: Vik Muniz, Claes Oldenburg, Picasso, Giacometti, Dan Graham
Music: RJD2, Air, Bon Iver, Jose Gonzales, Son Lux, Velvet Underground, Shuggie Otis, Al Green, Black Keys, Daft Punk, Dvorak, Listz
Food: thai, indian
Drink: Tequila (Herradura)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laptop
coffee
ukulele
sunshine
hot sauce
uniball jetstream ink pen (black, 1.0mm)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Phantom limb syndrome
Synesthesia
'Mirror neurons'
A magical Indian wizard named Dr. Ramachandran
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to talk.
You have lots of opinions.
You're okay with having your opinions challenged.
You understand the difference between opinions and beliefs.
You think that maybe curiosity actually kept the cat alive.