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HelmuthHunding

56 M Saint Paul, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Many of my friends consider me to be a polymath. I am in search of an inquisitive, passionate, funny, and kind woman.

I am a classical musician by training and express my art through music composition, performance as a singer (bass), instrumentalist, and as a conductor.

Other arts that I am passionate about include cuisine (see photos), architecture, painting, opera, theater, sculpture, gardening to name a few. I also enjoy riding my bicycle, boating, sports cars and sports car racing (I have done that), some forms of social dance, home improvement and styling, learning new things.

Going through life alone kind of sucks. Do you agree?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am active in music performing and directing with several ensembles, and composing music. I am currently working on compositions for chorus, smaller ensembles, and a piece for symphony orchestra.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking
Home repair
Designing things
Listening
Music
Listening
Thinking
Driving
Being creative
Being funny
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hey, no comb over!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books; The Art of Racing in the Rain, Outliers, Various books about Frank Lloyd Wright, Audi TT service manual.

Movies; Shawshank Redemption, West Side Story, Office Space, Idiocracy (so incredibly stupid that it is good.....in a stupid way), The Party (Peter Sellers), The Green Mile, Mars Attacks, Best in Show, Fargo, A Mighty Wind, The Big Lebowski

Shows; Iron Chef, Hell's Kitchen, Baking With Julia, This Old House, Hometime, Person of Interest, Hawaii 5-0 (makes me wistful), My Classic Car, Great Performances

The music I listen to, and make; ALL classical music, but especially modern classical. Jazz, especially free jazz. Rock music that is not too constrained by its own conservative nature. Country music that has no aspirations towards commercial indulgence, or country music that is really old. Old country music sounds best to my ears when played on an old radio on a hot and dusty day. Any music that has historical and/or cultural real significance.

Food; French! Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Cuban, Italian, Indian! Mexican, Greek, Spanish!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*My artistic sense
*My friends
*My cookware
*My knives (cooking knives, not weapons. I am not crazy, I'll have you know)
*Money (at least an adequate amount of it)
*My health

Also.... six things I could certainly do without;
*Ketchup
*Clownburger; aka McDonalds (It's a ketchup based cuisine)
*Obstructionist politicians
*Stupid and useless cooking gadgets like Salad Shooter, Fry Daddy, Slap Chopper, and just about anything under the Ronco or Popiel brand names.
*Fake wood, fake stone, fake ceramic
*Catsup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music to compose, past compositions and new ways to express my ideas, architecture to somehow express, design, the meaning and myth of religion and ceremony in society, the fine lady I am going to meet someday.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, or alone at a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate ketchup. And woodpeckers. And wasps. Fake wood. Fake food. Fake cheese. I guess I am just a hateful man..... in a loving kind of way.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you hate ketchup too!!.... or if anything else in my profile piques your interest.

Please note that I have had serious relationships with ketchup eaters, so you can enjoy ketchup and we could still be a match! Just do not expect me to share that passion with you.

I draw the line at smothering your pancakes with ketchup.