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28 F Allendale, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
This will be fragmented and unorganized for awhile... forever.

I have been told that I am witty and funny. I'm not sure if that's true, but it's what I've been told. I also have been told I have a very dark sense of humor. Despite that and being rather cynical, I do not think I am a negative person.

I do a lot of crafts. I like making things. I have a love of light bulb changing jokes. I used to work at a renaissance faire. I like hiking and camping, though I don't do either very often. I love coffee. I read history books for fun.

I despise mayonnaise.

When some one I know is having a bad day, I like to get them a balloon.

I watch very little tv or movies. So, if your question starts out "Have you seen...", I can tell you right now, the answer probably will be No.

I do not care for anime.
"Henge - noun- a Neolithic monument of the British Isles, consisting of a circular area enclosed by a bank and ditch and often containing additional features including one or more circles of upright stone or wood pillars: probably used for ritual purposes or for marking astronomical events, as solstices and equinoxes." - Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc.

I am wry, pragmatic, cynical, and a bad speller
What I’m doing with my life
That's a good question.

Doing the poly thing, though I do not have a primary relationship right now.
I’m really good at
Hitting my elbow on things.
Looking like I'm lost when I'm not
Looking like I know what I'm doing when I don't.
Getting tape stuck to itself.
Spilling coffee on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
How completely awesome I am. Humble, too!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OM nomnomnom

Uh, people seem to think I should actually put stuff here... so here's some crap:

-Nine Inch Nails, though, the new album isn't very good. :/
- I prefer non-fiction and my favorite historical author is Alison Weir. My favorite fiction author is Mercedes Lackey.
- I have a hard time getting into tv or movies and rarely watch either.
-sushi; coffee;
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How hard moose are to draw. Those are some lumpy fuckers.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

And if I can help it, not wearing pants.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like going to museums.

You would like to cook me some awesome pancakes.

I know it's really subjective, but if you could try to not be creepy, I would really appreciate it. :(