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28 F Allendale, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:11am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
I have been told that I am witty and funny. I'm not sure if that's true, but it's what I've been told. I also have been told I have a very dark sense of humor. Despite that and being rather cynical, I do not think I am a negative person.

I do crafts sometimes. I like making things. I have a love of light bulb changing jokes. I used to work at a renaissance faire. I like hiking and camping, though I don't do either very often. I love coffee. I read history books for fun.

I despise mayonnaise.

When some one I know is having a bad day, I like to get them a balloon.

I watch very little tv or movies. So, if your question starts out "Have you seen...", I can tell you right now, the answer probably will be No.

I do not care for anime.
"Henge - noun- a Neolithic monument of the British Isles, consisting of a circular area enclosed by a bank and ditch and often containing additional features including one or more circles of upright stone or wood pillars: probably used for ritual purposes or for marking astronomical events, as solstices and equinoxes." - Unabridged (v 1.1). Random House, Inc.

I am wry, pragmatic, cynical, and a bad speller
What I’m doing with my life
That's a good question.

Doing the poly thing, though I do not have a primary relationship right now.
I’m really good at
Hitting my elbow on things.
Looking like I'm lost when I'm not
Looking like I know what I'm doing when I don't.
Getting tape stuck to itself.
Spilling coffee on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
How completely awesome I am. Humble, too!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OM nomnomnom

Uh, people seem to think I should actually put stuff here... so here's some crap:

-Nine Inch Nails, though, the new album isn't very good. :/
- I prefer non-fiction and my favorite historical author is Alison Weir. My favorite fiction author is Mercedes Lackey.
- I have a hard time getting into tv or movies and rarely watch either.
-sushi; coffee;
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How hard moose are to draw. Those are some lumpy fuckers.

Sloths look like they are from Jim Henson's Creature Shop.

If I don't get some coffee soon, I might shank a bitch.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

And if I can help it, not wearing pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend too much time on Reddit.

I still like Grumpy Cat.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like going to museums.

You would like to cook me some awesome pancakes.

I know it's really subjective, but if you could try to not be creepy, I would really appreciate it. :(