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Henge15

29 Allendale, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been told that I am witty and funny. I'm not sure if that's true, but it's what I've been told. I also have been told I have a very dark sense of humor. Despite that and being rather cynical, I do not think I am a negative person.

I do crafts sometimes. I like making things. I have a love of light bulb changing jokes. I used to work at a renaissance faire. I like hiking and camping, though I don't do either very often. I love coffee. I read history books for fun.

I despise mayonnaise.

When some one I know is having a bad day, I like to get them a balloon.

I am wry, pragmatic, and a bad speller
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing the poly thing, though I do not have a primary relationship right now and am beginning to think I would like one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hitting my elbow on things.
Looking like I'm lost when I'm not
Looking like I know what I'm doing when I don't.
Getting tape stuck to itself.
Spilling coffee on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How completely awesome I am. Humble, too!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
OM nomnomnom

Uh, people seem to think I should actually put stuff here... so here's some crap:

-Nine Inch Nails, though, the last album didn't really do it for me. :/
- I prefer non-fiction and my favorite historical author is Alison Weir. My favorite fiction author is Mercedes Lackey.
- I have a hard time getting into tv or movies and rarely watch either.
-sushi; coffee;
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This section is lame.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How hard moose are to draw. Those are some lumpy fuckers.

Sloths look like they are from Jim Henson's Creature Shop.

If I don't get some coffee soon, I might shank a bitch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

And if I can help it, not wearing pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend too much time on Reddit.

I still like Grumpy Cat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like going to museums.

You would like to cook me some awesome waffles. Pancakes are also acceptable.

I know it's kinda subjective, but if you could try to not be creepy, I would really appreciate it. :(