Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been told that I am witty and funny. I'm not sure if that's
true, but it's what I've been told. I also have been told I have a
very dark sense of humor. Despite that and being rather cynical, I
do not think I am a negative person.
I do crafts
sometimes. I like making things. I would really like to learn
. I used to
work at a renaissance faire
. I like
, though I
don't do either very often. I love coffee
. I read history books
I despise mayonnaise.
When some one I know is having a bad day, I like to get them a
Sometimes, I like to get myself a balloon.
I am wry, pragmatic, a bad speller and strongly prefer to be the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing the poly thing, though I do not have a primary relationship
right now and am thinking I would like one.
I may be moving to Brick, NJ in the next few months.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hitting my elbow on things.
Looking like I'm lost when I'm not
Looking like I know what I'm doing when I don't.
Getting tape stuck to itself.
Spilling coffee on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How completely awesome I am. Humble, too!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Uh, people seem to think I should actually put stuff here... so
here's some crap:
, though, the last album didn't really do it for me.
- I prefer non-fiction and my favorite historical author is
My favorite fiction author is Mercedes Lackey
- I have a hard time getting into tv or movies and rarely watch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How hard moose are to draw. Those are some lumpy fuckers.
they are from Jim Henson's Creature Shop.
If I don't get some coffee soon, I might shank a bitch.
What the hell is wrong with my cat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the
And if I can help it, not wearing pants
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like going to museums
You would like to cook me some awesome waffles
are also acceptable.
You have a cat.
I know it's kinda subjective, but if you could try to not be
creepy, I would really appreciate it. :(
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