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36 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 27
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm honest. Sometimes to a fault. My friends say I'm an asshole and they appreciate me for it. I hear people say chivalry is dead, I say bullshit. I can be very inappropriate and vulgar but I'm still a gentleman, and proud of it. I don't think I want kids at this point in my life though I make an awesome uncle. If you get me, I'll make you laugh your ass off.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Re-figuring that one out. I've got over 15 years as a stage hand under my belt and I'm vested in my union. I have options now. It's exciting and overwhelming all at once. I'm the meantime, work, travel, spending quality time with quality friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Holding a mostly intelligent conversation. Being the last one up at a party. Giving the Irish goodbye. Listening to people's problems and giving decent advice (but never taking my own). Sleep. Oh and hugs. I give good hugs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have more hair on my face than on the top of my head. I haven't not had a beard in a very long time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Joseph Heller are my favorite and I'm always expanding because they are all dead and not writing anything new.

TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Walking Dead, Louie, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, South Park, The Wire....

I like all different foods. Bland to Spicy. Asian to Mexican. I'm only recently trying out seafood though
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gravity, the Sun, Friction, the Ground (it's very helpful in getting around), Sleep, Oxygen and my stacks and stacks of newspapers I've been hoarding.

Honestly though I could do without a lot of things. I love my friends and I guess I need a passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel next. What kind of business to start and in what tropical country to do it. I am thinking Central America and a Hostel. Any and all ideas on how and where to get away for awhile or how to entertain myself and keep my sanity in the mean time.

Also why so many woman have 'selfies' from public restrooms on this site. Don't they have friends?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or out and about in good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I have to wash my left armpit twice. I haven't figured this one out yet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to grab a coffee or a drink. You need a travel partner. You like to laugh.