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38 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:37am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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When I was young, I was all shook up at the end of Titanic when Jack froze in the water...A lifetime of rock climbing, petting tigers and flexing in the mirror could not balance out this disgrace.

I have been self-employed since 26: employers sense in me a denial of their values, and I sense the same in them. Neither of us sees the need to change.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying for the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, so I can be your type, and we can live a storybook romance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Claiming Spanish fluency:

Pero necesitas hablar alto y despacio como tengo dos anos.

(But you need to speak loudly and slowly like I am two years old.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How my nasally New York accent becomes more tolerable with each drink you consume (beer goggles for sound).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Post Office by Charles Bukowski*;

Movie: Sideways;

Show: King Of Queens;

Music: David Bowie's Diamond Dogs;

Food: Stone crab claws.

* Bukowski's alter-ego was Henry Chinaski. I am the son he never had, preserving the proud Chinaski legacy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cable;

2. Costumes;

3. Karaoke;

4. Cocktails;

5. Coffee;

6. Key Lime Pie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My luck in getting away with skipping steps on Maslow's Hierarchy Of Needs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Okcupid Photo Cliche Bingo.

"I'm worth a million in prizes" - Iggy Pop
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know where to find working pay phones:

If cell phones fail and I need to hide from zombies, vampires or Mr. 50 Shades Of Grey with his crazy contract.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to meet over drinks in a light-hearted mainstream part of the City. Nowhere marginal for mama's little jewel.