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38 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:14pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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is summed up by my favorite painting:

Venus & Adonis by Peter Paul Reubens, where Venus is trying to restrain Adonis from going off to hunt the wild boar and even Cupid (the inspiration for this website!) is wrapped around his legs.

Adonis should go live happily ever after with Venus, but instead breaks free and becomes an unsuccessful matador. According to mythology, the boar survives and Adonis doesn't, even though Adonis was completely jacked.

I know there must be a lesson there somewhere... lol
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying for my Myers-Briggs Personality Test. I need to pass it to graduate high school, or I'll have to get a GED. But I heard the GED Prom is more fun - just like the subterranean steerage parties in Titanic! (Or just check My Details two measly inches to your right).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expressing my true self. If you're too literal for light-hearted social commentary, you're welcome to marry a solid citizen who dutifully filled his profile with every modern cliche, and settle down in a quiet area with top-notch public schools and lots of free parking...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have no toothpaste stains on the mirror or visible bathroom products in my shirtless selfie, or even a shirtless selfie at all!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Charles Bukowski* and the Beat writers (Kerouac, Ginsberg and Burroughs); Taxi Driver or The Rundown; King Of Queens; David Bowie's Diamond Dogs; stone crab claws and key lime pie.

* Bukowski's alter-ego was Henry Chinaski. I am the son he never had, but wishes he did, as I carry on the proud Chinaski legacy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My morphine-filled tranquilizer darts (how else ya gonna get the tigers on safari to lie still long enough to pet 'em?).

2. My trusty Sherpa guide (to capture majestic photos of me atop Macchu Picchu/Mount Everest/Mount Sinai raising aloft the original Ten Commandments).

3. My buckled seat belt (in case I get rammed while taking a front seat car selfie).

4. My properly secured ropes (so I don't fall off the rock onto my intern holding the iphone camera below me).

5. My ability to convince glamorous people to let my assistant take pics of me with them (with my purposeless hand of doom only one inch from making actual physical contact...).

6. My luck in (so far) getting away with naughtily skipping steps on Maslow's Hierarchy Of Needs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which ironic mustache best compliments my "duck face" (squinting eyes while pursing lips, for those of you who don't spend enough time in the Mission).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm out and about, with my mad New York Jewy accent becoming more entrancing with each additional drink you consume.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won't snore and keep you awake.
You should message me if
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You're curious as to whether I'm exaggerating or I'm even worse than it sounds! (opinions vary). Okay seriously, I'm looking for a woman who's alright with some differences, but otherwise “gets” my sense of humor and appreciates satire and irony. If we're exactly the same, we might not get along as well.

P.S.: Quickmatch doesn't tell who rated me. I need a message of words, not stars. Put your education to good use. Kthanksbye. :)

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