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HepHepMeRhonda

59 M Scottsboro, AL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Wow, there's a lot of questions to answer on here...
I'd much rather be out flying somewhere... that's fun! Roll Tide! :))

The main thing I guess I should say about me is that I'm one of those old-school Southern gentlemen types... that's right, manners, honor, integrity, loyalty & yes, a little chivalry still... all of which is peppered with a good sense of humor and with as much laughter that can be worked into the mix.

Been this way for as long as I can remember... and after all these years, it still serves me well. And I'm very comfortable with this attitude towards life and those around me.

If we're friends, you'll know it, as you would soon realize that I could easily become one of your 10 most sincere friends in your whole life.

I'm looking for a new friend to go in my top 5, and I will recognize you when I meet you. And I also believe that I will meet you some day soon.

Love my little world I'm bouncing around in, and I give thanks to God every day for the blessing of yet another wondrous day in this beautiful world! I only hope that I can give in return for at least a small portion of what I have been blessed with. I try to pay-it-forward as often as I can.

Oh yeah, I spent about 20 years raising 3 kids by myself. (boy, girl, boy... always wanted another little girl) It's years later and they're young adults now... and wow do I miss all that fun we had when they were little!

And now? well, I'm looking around for a new character to incorporate into my story... somebody to have a lot of fun with, go places, experience new adventures, take pictures, make memories, make love, and from to time, be a little silly or mischievous. (sometimes I think I really am a 27-yr old trapped in a 50-yr old body :))

But you just gotta Live life to the max & enjoy every moment!

I'm something of a brash, brazen, naughty-boy type with a tender heart and loving way, and no that's not a contradiction. Those who know me (female or male) would definitely say that I'm a real man, a man's man. It's just how I'm wired.

I am very passionate about everything I do!
And I'm also compassionate to the point that I shed a tear from time to time, and I'm not ashamed or embarrassed to admit it.

And one of the nicest, if not the nicest, compliments that I have ever received in my entire life, was when my 26-yr old, smart and beautiful daughter told me a while back that she hoped that one day she would be able to find herself a real good man, one very much like her dad. It doesn't get much better than that.

For the most part, I am a humble man, but I'm a strong & confident man who welcomes new adventures, variety, embraces fun, has a heart that's true, and one who treats others right!

I'm searching for a partner that together we can share stories from our past, along with our visions and dreams for the future.

I sincerely believe that a man should lead the family, but... at the same time I would want very much for you to have that opportunity when those times come and belong to you, not me. That's when I can defer, rest, find peace, relish in, and find joy with you in your time.

If you're looking for a soft & sexy place where your heart can rest & enjoy, and feel safe & secure, then you found it here!

God's Speed,
Joe
What I’m doing with my life
Primarily earning a living, and Hello! Paying TAXES! and hopefully not more than my fair share, whatever that is :)

I would love to spend some time telling you about all the little details of my life stories! While in return, I attentively listen with great pleasure about the details of your life stories, And, your dreams. So, are you game? May I have the next dance? ;)

Love the mountains, love the beach... and I guess I’m wide open and game for just about anything in between. But I do have a special fondness for Guns (got a small collection)... don’t hunt much anymore but I do a fair amount of shooting, it's challenging and a lot of fun..... Boating... got my boat on the water as much as possible..... Flying... use my little plane to make trips when driving takes too much time, and even when driving doesn’t take too much time :)) .......and travel in general.

Use to travel a Lot before I became a single parent of 3 real young kids... just about wore out a passport. Been to the remote areas and mountains in Mexico so many times I lost count (but none of the regular tourist places). Canada a few times, Britain, Europe, Beirut (when sanity prevailed, it was still peaceful, still beautiful and Paris on the Med), India, Singapore, Malaysia, and about 30 or so states.

But... I haven’t done any big trips lately and I’ve still got a ton of places and things still on my bucket list, and I'm anxious to start marking them off again. So I need a new friend, hopefully my new best friend, a pal, a confidant... to join me in these new adventures that I keep dreaming up, and some of them are real doozies. And I would love to participate in your bucket list, and I would like for you to show me and involve me in some of the things you've done, that I haven't. So can we get together and share some adventures?
I’m really good at
Making things happen... fixing things... solving problems... resolving issues... promoting new ideas, new ways of looking at things, and scheming new adventures... helping people feel good about themselves (which makes me feel good about me)... making someone laugh... :)) .....Enjoying & living life to the fullest.

I guess it would be fair to say that I am one of those guys that tend to make things happen. I challenge life and push forward, and then embrace what comes with excitement, anticipation and a zest for more!
The first things people usually notice about me
Geesh, I don't know, my smile maybe? Perhaps my easy going manner, fun personality, contagious laughter...

I'm a real easy-going kinda guy most of the time and a lot of the time I'm just a big kid, having fun, cuttin-up and laughing at something, and without hesitation, I laugh at myself a lot, as do others in my company. I'm not thin-skinned, thank God!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To be updated later...

Favorite movie: A Good Year (a little known Russell Crowe movie)

Favorite music: Stones, Fogerty, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Southern Rock, old Rock 'N Roll (love to dance to it), lots of others
The six things I could never do without
1. My God, My Guns, My Gold & God's blessing of beautiful women!

2. Mother Earth, and her incredible wonders & breathtaking beauty!
......hey that sounds kinda like my last girlfriend! :))

3. My basic survival tools - road atlas or maps, ChapStick lip balm, creamy vasoline, nail clippers, tweezers, sewing needle, small pocket knife, pliers, screw driver, hammer, duct tape, gorilla glue, peroxide, alcohol (preferably the drinking type :))

4. Family (my kids mainly) & Friends, old ones & new ones to come!

5. The South, God I LOVE The South! Thank You Lord, & Roll Tide! :) ...and Alabama does have special consideration!

6. Kissing, passion, romance, love someone again, be loved by someone in return (it's easy to love someone, but someone loving you is exceptional, and very very special... admittedly, I hope to experience that again some day, as it has alluded me most of my life)

Ok, Ok, so I stretched my 6 a tad bit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
While I have dated in years past and even had a couple of long relationships over the years, I really haven't dated much in the past few years... so here lately I admit that I've been thinking about that next first date...

A few things that come to mind... Eye contact, soft smiles, slight hand touch, deference, warm conversation, heart flutter, sudden breathlessness, pleasant & total distraction, loss of your surroundings, temporary confusion, anticipation of the next meeting, more anticipation, more anticipation, self control, more self control, patience, recovery of composure, more anticipation, quirky smile on your face, pulse recovery, anticipation, calendar watch, anticipation...
On a typical Friday night I am
Thankful that I'm still alive & kicking, living with Excited Anticipation of things to come (and yes, I listen to Carly's song just to kick things off), but also trying to figure out what the hell just happened to the last 5 days... where Did they go?!?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wasn't gonna touch this one, but... I like to think that had I been
given the opportunity when I was a younger man, I could have
been a really good Double Naught spy like James Bond 007!!! ;))
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 47–57
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want a real man with good values that's tender and loving.

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