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Hepheastus

28 M Wayne, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really not that mysterious. I work extremely hard every day and then I come home.

When I've made my mind up to do something I fucking do it. I keep my promises and return as many favors as humanly possible.

I've led a pretty drama free life and it is by design. No trouble with the law, emotional baggage, nasty lingering breakups, child support or children for that measure. No money troubles or any real worries. I'm extremely easy to get along with. But I do care too much of other people's feelings so I often put other people in front of my needs. I still come out all right.

I also live alone due to many of the things listed above.

I am calm almost to a fault. It's a chore to get me riled up about anything.

But a symptom of these things means I've been out of the dating realm for a long time.

I know there's not much in these sections I can say that will get you to choose me (are you kidding, with this face?) I've just learned to roll with the punches.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a working class hero. I'm that guy in a hard hat climbing on utility lines thirty feet up, lugging heavy equipment around, crawling under crawl spaces and drilling through people's homes. Yeah, it's a bit burly, wanna fight about it?

But... when I'm home I just clean.

Just got pre-approved for a home mortgage, aw yeah!
Putting a bid on a house, for reals!
About to do an inspection on a house, fo sho!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a loner, Dottie... a rebel.
Building with my hands, cleaning, handling animals. Same old shtuff, no big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to make people laugh.
This and my mild manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
The American Dollar, Andrew Bird, Arctic Monkeys, Battles, The Beatles, Boom Boom Satellites, The Black Keys, Blur, Cake, Caravan Palace, City and Colour, Daft Punk, Deathcab for Cutie, Dirty Goods, Dirty Projectors, The Doors, Empire of the Sun, Explosions in the Sky, Father John Misty, Fleet Foxes, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, Gorillaz, High Highs, Hot Chip, iamamiwhoami, Interpol, Iron & Wine, Jamiroquai, The Last Shadow Puppets, Led Zeppelin, Margot & The Nuclear So So's, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, MGMT, Mum, Muse, Mogwai, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Portugal. The man, The Postal Service, Queen, Radiohead, Ratatat, Sanchez is Driven by Demons, Sea Wolf, Sufjan Stevens, Tobacco, Weezer, Whitest Boy Alive, Syd, Winterpills, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and a few others.

I watch a few USA shows; Suits, White Collar. I've been into Sherlock Holmes since I was little so I've been enjoying all the TV and movie versions. I am a Whovian and I do enjoy other popular science fiction and fantasy shows.

Hate the taste of onions and the texture of mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I really do not care for this section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am not really a person of deep thought. I do not have an inner voice. When I think of things, it's mostly images. So you could think of me as a person of action. I love doing house projects.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Fridays 8am-7pm but I'm suppose to know the question means end of the work week.

I usually listen to the dark side of the moon and contemplate existence. Like how fast processors are to be able to understand 0's and 1's so quickly and form it into code and code into programs into media and flow that far distances through glass and copper, racks and jacks. Then I remember it's science and god damn it Floyd, this is what you do to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like watching shows, movies, whatever with sad endings. I don't know why I do it to myself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not into sports of any fashion, if you like them that's fine but it's not anything I can contribute to in a conversation.

Other than that I don't have many requirements.

It would be beneficiary if we have similar musical tastes, I suppose.