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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Russian
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Howdy, I'm Clayton. I like history and critical thinking.

I love spicy-as-it-comes Thai and Indian, Sushi and Pho. I listen to bluegrass, hip hop, and metal. I like sunshine, rain, warm coats and flatpicking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Accounting! And music. And commuting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving, typing, keeping chill while the world is in hysterics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes, or the wispish facial hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Terry Pratchett, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Sheckley, Lovecraft, Red Elvises, Wayne Hancock, Richard Cheese, Hank Williams, Dale Watson, Doc Watson, Legendary Shack Shakers, The Cramps, Forest Gump, Girls, Big Love, Big Fat Greek Wedding, Sam Raimi, Arnold movies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Google drive
2. Mom and Dad
3. Massages
4. Cool quotes from history: "anywhere a goat can go, a man can go. And anywhere a man can go, he can drag a gun"
5. Dental floss
6. Texas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, music, questions, office etiquette
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gigging, recording, reading, watching stuff, sleeping, pleasuring myself (and occasionally another), working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like The Beatles, pickles on my burgers, or opinions.
You should message me if
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You're interested in hanging out with someone new, IE: myself. Or just chatting.