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  • Ages 26-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 25
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
English, Russian
My self-summary
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Found my sweetheart through the internet, and she likes my bluegrass. What is life?

I keep up my profile, because everyone dies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Accounting Associate-white collar position at a property management corporation.

I impress myself whenever I find parts of the business really cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The Total War series, though only two of the titles. The others are quintessential but I have trouble navigating the platform.

Shogun II becomes impossible when the realm splits. Unless you've bribed and sexually coerced a neighboring faction to stand with yours UNTIL DEATH, literally every nation declares war on you simultaneously. All of this on Japan! Taking over any fucking island, from the interior, would be hard.

I play a somewhat mean bluegrass tune, but I've been unimpressed and indifferent towards myself playing of late.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Mah Swaggah, curly hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Terry Pratchett, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Sheckley, Lovecraft, Red Elvises, Wayne Hancock, Richard Cheese, Hank Williams, Dale Watson, Doc Watson, Legendary Shack Shakers, The Cramps, Forest Gump, Girls, Big Love, Big Fat Greek Wedding, Sam Raimi, Arnold movies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A day job, at least for now. I can't do without my dumbass mode of thinking, wanting to play Devil's Advocate in a lot of casual conversations. I get annoying real quick.

Which is exactly why the internet found Susie and I and matched us with it's magical fingers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, music, questions, office etiquette
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gigging, recording, reading, watching stuff, sleeping, pleasuring myself (and occasionally another), working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like The Beatles, pickles on my burgers, or opinions.
You should message me if
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You like to joke the fuck around, a lot.