I work two jobs, have a puppy, love music, silliness and vulgarity. I'm the youngest of four, grew up in the burbs, and am a proud-as-shit Eagle Scout. I've never worked above minimum wage, skip out on family events for bluegrass festivals, and like to write raunchy songs about heartache, woe, and country musicians. I have a BA in philosophy and a food handlers permit.
I love spicy-as-it-comes Thai and Indian. Sushi and pho. Tacos and Coors.