"If Tim Burton and Stephen King had a collective nightmare and then designed a theme park based on it, you would be that twisted Disneyland. You're an affront to normalcy, an assault on the status quo, and you lambaste the mundane with piercing wit, enviable charisma, and an incomparable spirit."

I'm a pretty laid back guy, at least in my opinion. I try not to sweat the small stuff, I enjoy learning new stuff, trying new things, and meeting new people, if they're cool. I write, I want to make my own internet show, I film stuff, and I explore.

I'm an aspiring author, currently working on 2 books. One is in the writing stage, one is in the planning stage.

I also want to have my own internet show, and am currently learning the technical mumbo jumbo in order to do so.

Oh yeah, I wanna learn Japanese too.

That I'm shameless, in a good way. I don't worry about what people think of me, so it doesn't hinder me from having fun in public or doing something silly if people are around. On the downside, I have a considerable list of places it has gotten me thrown out of, but hey, haven't gotten banned for life from anywhere...yet :P

I actually don't have specificfavorite things. I enjoy variety too much. If I had to list a few,

Books - R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms series, Dean Koontz, David Eddings' Belgariad and Malloren series, J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.

Movies - The Hangover, Snatch, Hancock, Fight Club, Training Day, Man on Fire, Scarface, The Dark Knight, Tropic Thunder, The 5th Element, American Beauty, Little Miss Sunshine, Dogma

Shows - Smallville, House, Lost, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons, South Park

My friends - They motivate and inspire me, and they're just as nuts as I am. They'd go to the ends of the earth for me, and vice versa.

My car - Illyria, you take me places faster than walking, you let me carry more stuff in you than I ever could in my arms, and your T-Tops pop out whenever I need some fresh air. You rock.

Music - It picks me up, brings me down, and reminds me of some of my greatest, and worst, moments.

Video games - Great for unwinding, having fun, and chilling with friends

My video camera - Life happens unexpectedly.

I'll think of a 6th one.

Various projects I'm working on, zombies,

What you are about to see is the shockingly graphic, chillingly brilliant and terrifying true story of one of the greatest and most captivating individuals of the 21st century. For better or worse, for whatever it says about us as a society, there is no denying our interest in this enigmatic character. No one person or event in the history of the world has garnered as much attention from the media, from the literary world, from word of mouth, and yet remained so distant to the public. Hundreds of documentaries have been made about him, thousands of books written, millions of blogs posted, yet no one knows the truth, as to this day he has not issued an interview. Why has one troubled, mysterious soul captured a nation, a world, a massive following wanting to know the truth behind the larger-than-life figure? Is it his rugged good looks, his disarming smile, his piercing, almost hypnotic gaze? Is it his legendary exploits that have been passed down from father to son, and to son again, generation after generation since the birth of our great nation? Nobody knows for sure, and perhaps therein lies his appeal. He is beyond our reach, beyond the perspective that the human consciousness can perceive. We may not know what he is and perhaps we will never know, but here we examine the man, the mystery, the enigma so that we can hopefully discern why we as a people ask ourselves..."Who is David?"

Much like Zoolander, I can't go left. At least not while trying to park. If the parking space is on the left, 9 times out of 10 I will either go too far, not far enough, or will be parked at a horrible angle. If it's on the right I park perfectly every time. Haven't figured that out yet.

If I seem interesting to you
If you're a writer and want to talk craft
If you enjoy shenanigans (not the club, the crazy antics)
If your mouse and keyboard take over and do it and you can't stop them
If you want to discuss Zombie Apocalypse plans
If you like Pina Coladas...and getting caught in the rain...