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  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Mar 24, 2014
6' 4" (1.93m)
Space camp
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I moved here from Rhode island for my job as a scientist about a year ago. Since then, I've made some friends and I'm starting to experience the weird side of KC. If you're into having a good time and not taking yourself or your life too seriously then we probably would get along. If you're uptight and can't laugh at yourself or your friends then we probably won't get along and I encourage you to stop being such a wang.

Although my pictures do not reflect it, I'm currently sporting a beard which has changed my life in numerous ways. I'm working on getting a better picture. This is more difficult than you might imagine, mostly because I have no idea how to take a flattering selfie.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a chemist. When I'm not doing that, I'm just being an all around excellent person. I'm involved in roller deby and I'm teaching myself how to play the ukulele. Causing trouble. Getting into shenanigans.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling the truth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know really. I'll ask around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hemingway and Bukowski.

Musically, I'm into indie rockish type stuff I guess. Modest Mouse, Arcade Fire, Cursive, Interpol, The Strokes, vampire weekend are some favorites. I'm open minded.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Skype to chat with my sister
Air conditioning
Pink lemonade

I'll think of more later probably.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Entropy and the heat death of the universe.

Really what I think about the most is how going to grad school entitles you to just be regular poor instead of cripplingly poor like most of the rest of my generation. Stay in school but only if it's free.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at a bar. Making friends. Something probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I started a huge thing in my town when I was in Kindergarten because I asked a girl on the bus if she was a virgin. I didn't really know what a virgin was at the time but I heard some older kids talking about it and I thought it was a cool sounding word. The principle and my parents and all of the outraged villagers kept demanding that I tell them where I heard the word but I just said I forgot because NEVER SNITCH

I just recently learned that some women suffer from Resting Bitch Face. I sympathize because I'm pretty sure I have a textbook case of Resting Idiot Face.

I'm pretty much willing to admit anything. No shame in this game.
You should message me if
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your nights routinely end in the Buzzard parking lot.