Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
#SoIDecidedTo is kind of my motto. I moved to NY on a whim 6 years
ago… so I decided to move to NYC. A few months ago, I woke up on a
Tuesday morning, and randomly booked a flight out of the country…
so I decided to go to Europe for a month. I've heard good things
about OKC, so I decided to give it a try.
I like to "under sell, over deliver" (hence when we meet you will
notice I'm slightly taller than 6'0", but only by 3/4 an inch. Most
guys lie and say they are taller than they are; I am not most
I recently realized I am a feminist. I don't know if that makes me
more, or less attractive on here. But, there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sitting with my legs together on the subway. I can't believe how
wide some guys have to spread their legs. If I ever get stabbed on
the subway, it will be because I have told someone to close their
I like making people smile. I probably spend as much time trying to
figure out a way to make strangers laugh as anything else.
I am a producer, writer, actor, web designer, hand model, and NASA
Scientist. (One of these things is not true)
I am ALWAYS looking for a great story to tell. Life should be an
adventure. I'm an adventurer. I would rather be out of the country
than in it. Speaking of adventures, I now have a drink named after
me at a cocktail bar in London. Check that off of my bucket list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
…reading your profile before writing you. ;-) Yes, someone actually
…anything I put my mind to.
...looking at the big picture. I feel that people get caught up in
the small things, and lose sight of what is really important. I
keep my eyes on what is really important.
…speaking of pictures, photography. It is my favorite hobby.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charm. Or my southern accent. Or my blue eyes. Or I'm tall. Or I
laugh loudly. Or I walk with a purpose. I'm a lot to take in. ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything by Douglas Adams and the book 1984.
With that out of the way, I'm just going to start listing things I
Revolution, BlackList, Fringe, Doctor Who, Burgers, SuperBad,
Burning Love, Florida-Georgia Line, Calvin & Hobbs, Kroll Show,
Broccoli, Tosh.0, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Pretty Ricky,
Pizza, Family Guy, Luke Bryan, and almost any movie with Ben
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
So I only have 4, I'm a simple man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So I Decided To work on a new project where I'm going to shame guys
that write inappropriate things to women on OKC for my YouTube
Channel (I had over 14 million views last year). Soooo if you have
any screen grabs of bad conversations (or can take some) and send
them to me; message me and I'll give you my email. NOW go back to
reading my profile and finding me charming. :-) [Update: I did not
realize how not realize how many women didn't know how to take
screen grabs. If you need to know how, ask]
Also, I have a new character that is a dating coach for guys on
OKC. IF you had had advice for this guy, what would it be?
why I never see emojis in profiles… do Mine show up?
when I can get out of the country again. I don't know what this
says about me, but I believe i have more friends in London than I
do in NYC. haha
I would love to meet someone that could help me with my
I assume that the majority of women that come to my profile do not
read it. OKC seems to agree with me. I like that this touches on
the percentages as well:
I am not judging you for being shallow. However, I always read a
profile before writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wearing a Yankee fitted, smiling a big smile, and enjoying
The places, situations, themes, events, people, and minutia may
change, but those three things stay rather consistent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I base a lot of my life decisions on my Magic 8-ball app. (like
getting back on OKC) "It is decidedly so"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Forget everything else… IF YOU can dance like this girl… you have
...you are fun, have a great sense of humour, and say yes to the
adventures life throws your way.
you have that you are "laid back" in your profile. (That's only
99.27% of women on here. hahaha)
I think the match percentages on here are utter shit. If we start
chatting, I'll explain why. But long story short, I've had a lot
more fun with 52-72% matches than 87-95% matches.
If you have an account on Shaadi.com, please let me know up front.
I won't judge I promise! :-) That's just something important to
BONUS if you have a DSLR, and you know how to use it.
Also, DOUBLE BONUS if you like southern accents. Mine comes and
goes, so I never know if it is going to show up or not. It usually
shows up when I'm tired.
And as if this profile isn't long enough, here is something funny
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.