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33 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:28pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hindi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am the funniest person in the room, but I like to keep a
serious face. It is nice to surprise people. ;-)

Some may consider me a little conceited, but I am humble. I just have confidence in myself built up from years of achieving the goals I set for myself. I don't settle for less than the best.

My motto is "under sell, over deliver" (hence when we meet you will notice I'm slightly taller than 6'0", but only by 3/4 an inch. Actually it is winter now so I'll be in my timberland boots so I'll be 6'2". Most guys lie and say they are taller than they are; I am not most guys).

FULL DISCLOSURE: I just got back on so my pictures on here are probably about 8-10 months old now. So age progress them 8-10 months. Hell, go ahead and age them a year. haha Never fret, I will find some new ones soon. Maybe one with me in the bathroom with my shirt off; ladies seem to like those! I'm kidding, I'm way too classy for that.
What I’m doing with my life
I like making people smile. I probably spend as much time trying to figure out a way to make strangers laugh as anything else.

I am also a producer, writer, actor, web designer, hand model, and NASA Scientist. (One of these things is not true)

I am ALWAYS looking for a great story to tell. Life should be an adventure. I'm an adventurer.
I’m really good at
…anything I put my mind to.

…putting a smile on a stranger's face. I try to make at least one stranger a day smile with an act of random kindness.

...making everyone around me happier.

…being open minded.

...having tissues for strangers on the train. I cannot stand to hear someone sitting beside me on the train do that "nostril gurgle" aka sniffle. So I always offer a tissue.

...looking at the big picture. I feel that people get caught up in the small things, and lose sight of what is really important. I keep my eyes on what is really important.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charm, or my eye lashes. I've had way too many people tell me I have nice eye lashes. haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like anything by Douglas Adams and the book 1984.

With that out of the way, I'm just going to start listing things I love:
Revolution, BlackList, Fringe, Doctor Who, Burgers, SuperBad, Burning Love, Florida-Georgia Line, Calvin & Hobbs, Kroll Show, Broccoli, Tosh.0, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Pretty Ricky, Pizza, Family Guy, and almost any movie with Ben Stiller.
The six things I could never do without
great conversation
shower drinking.

So I only have 4, I'm a simple man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what my next video will be...

and I need to read more about Hinduism.
On a typical Friday night I am
wearing a Yankee fitted, smiling a big smile, and enjoying myself.

The places, situations, themes, events, people, and minutia may change, but those three things stay rather consistent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Taylor Swift. Shhhhh...

If that wasn't embarrassing enough… one of my favorite movies is "Bend it Like Beckham".

I base a lot of my life decisions on my Magic 8-ball app. (like getting back on OKC)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if are fun, have a great sense of humour, and say yes to the adventures life throws your way.

ALSO, if we meet, fall in love; you wouldn't be opposed to me turning that into a rom-com. [Yes, you could have a say in who plays you on the screen.] haha

If you have an account on, please let me know up front haha. I won't judge I promise!