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34 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–44
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:30am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hindi (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
#SoIDecidedTo is kind of my motto. I moved to NY on a whim 6 years ago… so I decided to move to NYC. A few months ago, I woke up on a Tuesday morning, and randomly booked a flight out of the country… so I decided to go to Europe for a month. I've heard good things about OKC, so I decided to give it a try.

I like to "under sell, over deliver" (hence when we meet you will notice I'm slightly taller than 6'0", but only by 3/4 an inch. Most guys lie and say they are taller than they are; I am not most guys).

I recently realized I am a feminist. I don't know if that makes me more, or less attractive on here. But, there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sitting with my legs together on the subway. I can't believe how wide some guys have to spread their legs. If I ever get stabbed on the subway, it will be because I have told someone to close their legs.

I like making people smile. I probably spend as much time trying to figure out a way to make strangers laugh as anything else.

I am a producer, writer, actor, web designer, hand model, and NASA Scientist. (One of these things is not true)

I am ALWAYS looking for a great story to tell. Life should be an adventure. I'm an adventurer. I would rather be out of the country than in it. Speaking of adventures, I now have a drink named after me at a cocktail bar in London. Check that off of my bucket list. haha
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
…reading your profile before writing you. ;-) Yes, someone actually does that.

…anything I put my mind to.

...looking at the big picture. I feel that people get caught up in the small things, and lose sight of what is really important. I keep my eyes on what is really important.

…speaking of pictures, photography. It is my favorite hobby.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charm. Or my southern accent. Or my blue eyes. Or I'm tall. Or I laugh loudly. Or I walk with a purpose. I'm a lot to take in. ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything by Douglas Adams and the book 1984.

With that out of the way, I'm just going to start listing things I love:
Revolution, BlackList, Fringe, Doctor Who, Burgers, SuperBad, Burning Love, Florida-Georgia Line, Calvin & Hobbs, Kroll Show, Broccoli, Tosh.0, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Pretty Ricky, Pizza, Family Guy, Luke Bryan, and almost any movie with Ben Stiller.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
great conversation
shower drinking.

So I only have 4, I'm a simple man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
working on new projects for my YouTube Channel (I had over 14 million views last year).

why I never see emojis in profiles… do Mine show up?

when I can get out of the country again. I don't know what this says about me, but I believe i have more friends in London than I do in NYC. haha

I would love to meet someone that could help me with my Hindi.

I assume that the majority of women that come to my profile do not read it. OKC seems to agree with me. I like that this touches on the percentages as well:
I am not judging you for being shallow. However, I always read a profile before writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wearing a Yankee fitted, smiling a big smile, and enjoying myself.

The places, situations, themes, events, people, and minutia may change, but those three things stay rather consistent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I base a lot of my life decisions on my Magic 8-ball app. (like getting back on OKC) "It is decidedly so"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Pro-Tip: I'll message anyone from anywhere in the world that writes me. Part of that is because I'm a hopeless romantic and that would make an AWESOME story to tell, and the other part is because I love learning about new people and new cultures. Last year I actually got to visit people I'd met on here while I was traveling to other countries, and that was really cool to already have a friend before I got there.

Forget everything else… IF YOU can dance like this girl… you have my heart. are fun, have a great sense of humour, and say yes to the adventures life throws your way.

you have that you are "laid back" in your profile. (That's only 99.27% of women on here. hahaha)

I think the match percentages on here are utter shit. If we start chatting, I'll explain why. But long story short, I've had a lot more fun with 52-72% matches than 87-95% matches.

If you have an account on, please let me know up front. I won't judge I promise! :-) That's just something important to know.

BONUS if you have a DSLR, and you know how to use it.

Also, DOUBLE BONUS if you like southern accents. Mine comes and goes, so I never know if it is going to show up or not. It usually shows up when I'm tired.

And as if this profile isn't long enough, here is something funny to read: