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Heriwald

24 M Paris, France

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Children terrorizer, money/fluids exchange interface and professional slumber test-machine. So yeah, I work part-time in a high school and a theater's bar and I'm a third year student.
What I’m doing with my life
Smashing daffodils.
I’m really good at
The Supreme and Noble Art of Arriving Late Everywhere. Which I've been told is not a positive thing. The truth is, this young world is not yet ready.
Other than that, you haven't lived until you saw me throwing burning kettles at unsuspecting, random strangers. My acquaintances are safe though.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Ogres... Are like onions. (...) Layers. Ogres have layers."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that could fill this section is either permanently changing with the flow of personnal discoveries or too long a list to try and write down.
The six things I could never do without
Music, and its practice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My head, my thoughts, my privacy. There. Although if you order five coffees, or anything when you see me packing and plan to spend the next half-an-hour there anyway, I will make plans to murder you with a plastic spoon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Roaming the streets of Paris. Frightened pencil-mustache-and-béret-basque enthusiasts know me as... The werefrog. (a bit of lightning effect for that last sentence would be perfect.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I really don't take the whole "online dating site" stuff seriously, which explains the lack of completion and utter stupidity hitherto.
- However I do wish to talk to new people, which explains my presence here.
- The faces I make on my pictures really aren't a good depiction of my character.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not looking for hookups or anything like that. As surprising as it is, I'm not interested.
If you think that we could get along and share interesting things, though, then please, proceed. (I'm not as lazy as this profile suggests)