Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a charming paradox of a man. I am not into drugs, but think
most should be legalized. Unsolicited advice is annoying, yet I
fight the urge to offer my advice to everyone. I love sport and
bodybuilding, but I also love art and I am always reading real
literature. I enjoy films, but dislike going to the movie
Some may think I am obnoxious, others may think I am the cat's
ass...eventually everyone respects me as the individual I am.
You are forewarned, I often use the term broad when referring to
women, i.e, she's a classy broad. It is meant as a term of
endearment and my mother is a broad. I guess you can take the boy
out of the Bronx, but not the Bronx out of.......oh, I also dislike
cliches.......Oh, and I just moved back to the Bronx. And by Bronx
I mean Riverdale :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, traveling (often spontaneously and preferably far
off),spending money, saving money, being social and still trying to
figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
entertaining: telling jokes, feats of strength, telling people what
their problem is!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I appreciate most all literature (50 shades of gray is not
literature) and most music (since Johnny Cash died, country is
barely music). I don't watch much TV besides sports, Discovery
channel and HBO.
I am adventurous when it comes to food and enjoy fine dining as
well as hole in the wall restaurants. I love a good duck confit,
but still think buffalo wings can be considered a delicacy. I am
trying to get the delicatessen of my youth to name my favorite
sandwich after my family. Please ask me to describe the sandwich.
If you suffer from high cholesterol, heart disease, or are a vegan,
the description may cause you to pass out. I like to indulge in
decadent food from time to time, but my diet is generally very
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Please see Maslow's hierarchy of needs....plus humor, electricity,
hot showers, exercise, memory foam mattresses, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, sports, women, money, happiness, writing a novel, food,
travel, shaving my beard, did I water my plants?, why people think
perspective photography is cool, restaurants, scotch, why women get
manly tattoos, needing to learn another language, wanting vs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing as I damn well please. Which might mean going to gym after
work and then resting on my couch, catching up on the cable series
dujour on demand, and ordering in. Friday nights are for resting up
from Thursday nights. However, I am often persuaded to go out by
friends or maybe I am playing in a basement NO hold em poker game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the Antiques Roadshow
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a positive person who enjoys life and is always seeking out
You read regularly.
You use your passport frequently.
You believe that life is better when you say "YES" to most
You are sensual.
Beautiful nerds skip to the head of the imaginary line!
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