Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello random person reading my profile!
I'm supposed to tell you about myself and all that jazz in this
here section. Let me tell you some things I've learned about my
time on this planet instead.
People take things way too seriously.
Friends can be your real family.
There's freedom in music, listening or creating.
There's excitement in the unknown.
A life spent outdoors, is a life well lived.
A drink and a simple chat with a friend can be one of the most
enjoyable things on earth.
Being open to new things and expanding your mind is a beautiful
There's beauty in everything, you just have to look hard
There's always room to learn something new and shift your
There's an exception to *everything*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, Learning, Loving, Laughing, and using alliteration because
it makes me chuckle, damned what everybody else thinks. Also
drinking whiskey because I enjoy it.
You want a set structure or plan of attack? Well I have ideas but
I'm under no illusion it's going to go exactly how I'd like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Also other things but what's the fun in telling you before you get
to find out for yourself?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't take anything too seriously.
Yes even that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not a definitive list of course
-SB Kung Fu flicks
-Hurray for the Riff Raff
-Father John Misty
-Run The Jewels
-Justin Townes Earle
-Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series (Curiously enough the only
thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell
was, “Oh, no not again.”)
-Song of Fire and Ice series. George R.R. Martin is like a crack
dealer...except with books. And he's holding out on his
-Kids in the Hall
-The kind you shove in your mouth hole. But seriously I love all
food. There's even a special place in my heart for completely
terrible roadside diners that are laughably bad.
Sushi is an addiction I can't kick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meals cooked with love, the smell after a good rain, abundant law
breaking/bending, witty biting sarcastic humor, animals (humans or
otherwise), and good beer/whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Parallel universes and alternate outcomes. You know the butterfly
effect? If I take a different route to work how much has it changed
my days and others and so on and so forth.
Seeing people, and realizing they're living their own complex crazy
life I might never interact with. I just get that brief fleeting
glimpse of them out of the corner of my eye as they rush past...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer a hootenanny with friends, loud music, rambunctious
singing, great conversation, and an overpowering urge to see the
night away and witness the birth of a new day.
Life doesn't always have that for you, now does it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I highly enjoy entheogens from time to time
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need someone to wander aimlessly about with, getting lost and
discovering new things.
You want to take a bike ride along the riverfront.
You just want drink beers/whiskey and people watch at a dive bar or
just shoot the shit.
You want to take a hike, smoke a joint and at marvel at the beauty
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