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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:16am
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello random person reading my profile!
I'm supposed to tell you about myself and all that jazz in this here section. Let me tell you some things I've learned about my time on this planet instead.

People take things way too seriously.
Friends can be your real family.
There's freedom in music, listening or creating.
There's excitement in the unknown.
A life spent outdoors, is a life well lived.
A drink and a simple chat with a friend can be one of the most enjoyable things on earth.
Being open to new things and expanding your mind is a beautiful thing.
There's beauty in everything, you just have to look hard enough
There's always room to learn something new and shift your paradigm.
There's an exception to *everything*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, Learning, Loving, Laughing, and using alliteration because it makes me chuckle, damned what everybody else thinks. Also drinking whiskey because I enjoy it.

You want a set structure or plan of attack? Well I have ideas but I'm under no illusion it's going to go exactly how I'd like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Also other things but what's the fun in telling you before you get to find out for yourself?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't take anything too seriously.

Yes even that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not a definitive list of course

-Tarintino flicks
-Star Wars
-SB Kung Fu flicks

-Hurray for the Riff Raff
-Father John Misty
-Stan Getz
-Run The Jewels
-Justin Townes Earle

-Comic Books
-Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series (Curiously enough the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was, “Oh, no not again.”)
-Song of Fire and Ice series. George R.R. Martin is like a crack dealer...except with books. And he's holding out on his product.

-Dr Who
-Kids in the Hall
-Invader Zim

-The kind you shove in your mouth hole. But seriously I love all food. There's even a special place in my heart for completely terrible roadside diners that are laughably bad.
Sushi is an addiction I can't kick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meals cooked with love, the smell after a good rain, abundant law breaking/bending, witty biting sarcastic humor, animals (humans or otherwise), and good beer/whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Parallel universes and alternate outcomes. You know the butterfly effect? If I take a different route to work how much has it changed my days and others and so on and so forth.
Seeing people, and realizing they're living their own complex crazy life I might never interact with. I just get that brief fleeting glimpse of them out of the corner of my eye as they rush past...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer a hootenanny with friends, loud music, rambunctious singing, great conversation, and an overpowering urge to see the night away and witness the birth of a new day.
Buuuut life doesn't always have that in store for me. So sometimes it's staring at my ceiling with a blank expression on my face area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I highly enjoy entheogens from time to time
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need someone to wander aimlessly about with, getting lost and discovering new things.
You want to take a bike ride along the riverfront.
You just want drink beers/whiskey and people watch at a dive bar or just shoot the shit.
You want to take a hike, smoke a joint and at marvel at the beauty of nature.