Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh lawd. Get my fainting couch and my clutching pearls!
This won't be easy.
I am, a writer or things. Yes, I get paid for it. Real money
I am very agnostic, loath the status quo and pretty much play be
rules I am making up as I go.
Buy the ticket. Take the ride.
I am a student of Dr. Gonzo in life and with pen. Take that into
My personal life...well, it reflects the above with a few twists
even the doctor might have missed. Nothing about me is simple of
mundane or predictable for better or worse.
I find the number of people who say they never drink offensive and
odious. Like straight edge concert and Christian Mingle had a baby
out of wedlock and sent it to art school up in here.
I am not seeking a spiritual awakening. I read the books, ok? I get
it - (Santa Fe, I am looking at you.) I respect your journey, but I
am more the Conan the Barbarian type (first movie) - you hone
yourself by using every failure to sharpen your blade knowing that
what does not kill you will make you stronger....more interesting
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, between gigs. About to climb the ladder at some expense
to general wellbeing. Such are things.
Spending a shocking amount of time writing country songs that make
Staring at the walls
Listening to the Old 97s and Hank III
Waiting for my ship to come in and hoping it isn't a row boat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, writing of music (maybe), MMA and the mental tightrope
which is the seduction of the opposite sex. Ok, that last
one...that's from an old, old file on me. Ok, actually, I totally
made that up hoping to prove it true
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They usually think I am a bouncer and show me ID. No, really. Has
happened many times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The masterworks of Doctor Gonzo
All Chuck's stuff (if you know him, you get me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All five of my knuckles (it's crazy out here in the streets,
One knee (you can never be too sure)
If that doesn't count as six:
Something productive to do for applause or for cash
A razor - I derive most of my power from my shorn head
My baby boy - I do love him so.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The betterment of me in general. There is no point wherein looking
upward isn't warranted. I have many faults, I aim to reduce them as
best I can. Just recently. Not self-obssesed but who can like me if
I am not an awesome me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting alone in a corner of a bar mocking passerby brutally in
ways they will never know and never understand.
You should message me if
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IF you dare.
Or you seek a pure moment wherein your eyes shine. knees buckle a
bit, and things slow down just a bit so you can stop and take it
all into your permanent memory. Because, though I don't seek
Or you like dive bars and dangerous times of the open roads.
Or both. At once.
No, I am not looking for love, but a little swooning, cold-sweating
and hair flipping goes a long way any day.
You can handle a poly thing that isn't tawdry or untoward. Long
story. Ask and I will tell.
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