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HerrJosefK

29 Winston-Salem, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Meh. I'm droll and uninspiring. Alternately, I'm mercurial and enigmatic. I'm a complicated pseudo-intellectual.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing undergraduate college far too late.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything that isn't trite frivolous garbage.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cigarettes.
2. Graphing calculators.
3. Pitchfork Media.
4. Linguistics.
5. Spiffy sweaters.
6. Vice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love and death, and their equivalent yet contrasting relationship with solitude or the lack thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking chardonnay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I love Morrissey.
You should message me if
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You will provide antipathy and rejection.