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HerrJosefK

28 M Clearwater, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am the bastard child of Levin and Portnoy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying economics (major), sociology, and psychology at USF. I am attempting to define the value of existence (which is arguably our singular pursuit, really.) Thus far, I'm still consumed by nihilism and fatalism, or positivist humanism; it depends on my mood.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossdressing, misogyny, math, phrenology, neurosurgery, feminism, anorexia, alcoholism, veganism, and date rape. Among many other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It depends on whether I'm in the mood to be self-effacing and reserved, or eccentric and unpredictable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Classics, fiction, philosophy, academic journals. Tolstoy, Kafka, Hesse. In that order. Always.

Film:
I'm particular about films and television programs...so yeah. I don't know. Lizzie Mcguire, Downton Abbey, Sex and the City, and BDSM pornography. A Little Princess is the greatest film in history.

Music:
Everything that doesn't fucking suck. Classical, jazz, grindcore, powerviolence, indie, 2 step/garage, traditional and modern folk, crust punk,1st wave ska, dub reggae, black metal, electro, twee etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Women in their panties.
2. Graphing calculators.
3. Pitchfork Media.
4. Linguistics.
5. Spiffy sweaters.
6. Vice magazine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love and death, and their equivalent, yet contrasting, relationship with solitude or the lack thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Committing sexual assault or proposing marriage. Often simultaneously.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That this is all complete bullshit.
You should message me if
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You should do so if you're familiar with Vice's "Dos and Don'ts" and What Not to Wear. We could be friends, particularly if you appreciate both. Or if you've been particularly amused by reading all of this nonsense.