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WeirdTallGuy

25 Ypsilanti, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gonna be honest, I'm at a pretty rough point in my life, so romance is off the table. Definitely not looking for anything serious at this juncture.

I love board games, books, craft beer, Netflix and PC gaming. I like to have needlessly philosophical discussions about relatively trivial things. I love my cat more than anything. I dislike dancing.

I've been called clever and funny. These are unsubstantiated rumors; don't you believe a word of it.

Sometimes I have a beard. Sometimes I don't. Right now I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Supersenior at Eastern Michigan University, studying computer science & German.

Working as a sales associate at Home Depot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Uhh... Trivia. Games, sometimes. Does reading count?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am just tall enough for it to be unremarkable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
I have a couple hundred books, unfortunately in storage at the moment. Mostly I like fantasy novels. A few favorites include A Song of Ice and Fire, The First Law (and associated standalones), Kingkiller Chronicles, Dresden Files.

Food:
I'm a big fan of meat. I love German & Thai, and I'll eat just about anything that's put in front of me. I'll even try weird stuff, as long as someone else tries it first.

Movies:
I've seen so many, but so few recently. Here are a few favorites:
Star Wars episodes IV-VI
Inglourious Basterds
Hot Fuzz
Cabin in the Woods
The Muppets (2012)
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

Music:
Much metal (mostly death & black), some indie rock, some indie hip hop, a little bit of electronic... And I have a soft spot for 80s synthpop. The cheesier the better.

TV:
My favorite show ever is probably Arrested Development.
Others include, but are not limited to:
Venture Bros.
Archer
The IT Crowd
Game of Thrones
Community
Parks & Recreation
BoJack Horseman
The West Wing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
Books
Friends
Games of some sort or another
Blood for the blood god
Skulls for the skull throne
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is rarely, if ever idle. I'm very critical, and philosophical in a half-baked sorta way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Angry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh, I don't know. Just pretend I said something really clever.
You should message me if
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You've made it this far. I mean, you might as well at this point, right?

You're interested in hooking up, hanging out, talking about any aforementioned interests, speculating on which character would win in hypothetical battles, drinking beer, or any combination thereof. Sie können Deutsch.