I once rescued a baby who was trapped under a burning car using
only my hands. I am an excellent dancer and a passionate lover. I
can solve the hardest of sudoku puzzles in under five minutes, and
can do so even more quickly after a few beers. I have a tendency to
fabricate the truth, especially if it results in making a beautiful
[Someone told me that this should have a disclaimer telling people
that I did not write this myself]
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing. I don't really create anything or provide any valuable
services. I just have a job that I do to make money it's not that I
don't like this job in particular I just don't like having to work
in general and I think it wouldn't be that bad if I actually did
something that could be considered useful.
I’m really good at
Especially being a boyfriend. True story.
[That's also something I didn't write myself.]
The things I really and truly do excel at (compared to the other
things I tried my hands at) are things I did not particularly enjoy
doing. While I took pride in how good I was at them they did not
make me happy. Which sucks pretty hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nose, god that fucker is big. But it makes for a regal side
profile and I guess my lack of fashion sense. I am not good at
clothing myself so I am always happy when I have a girlfriend to
take advantage of as a free stylist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sorrows of Young Werther, The Physicists, No Exit,
Slaugherhouse No. 5, Robinson Crusoe, The Count of Monte Cristo,
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. Yeah, school literature, I know. I am
not a super avid reader and this list probably reflects it.
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Das Boot, O' brother were art Thou?,
Twelve Monkeys, The Sting, M, Robo Cop, Once Upon a Time in The
West, Hot Fuzz, The Illusionist, Equilibrium, Life is Beautiful,
It's a Wonderful Life, Iron Giant, City of God, Cool Hand Luke,
Pan's Labyrinth, A Matter of Life and Death, Stand By Me, Alien,
Suicide Kings, French Connection. Many, many others as well. I
really, really love watching movies.
Food: Italian, Grecian, German, French and Polish Cuisine. Also,
whatever you cook for me. Seriously. I love having a girl cook for
me. It's the best.
The six things I could never do without
-Pictures of cute puppies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unimportant bullshit. For example: Today I daydreamed a good five
minutes about having a clever retort for an argument I had about
ten years ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing fuck all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit that the word admit somehow sounds like the most private
thing is supposed to be something you're ashamed of. I might be
reading too much into that though.
I would be better at surviving a zombie apocalypse than 99% of
people which is why I would have no qualms to sacrifice 99% of
people to ensure my own survival. I'd just deserve survival more
than you would.
I was informed that it is important information to admit to not
really living where my profile states I live and that I am not
really looking for anyone. I tried using OkC seriously but it was a
let down so I decided to just browse different locations across the
globe and see what they have to offer. I am sorry if I have mislead
you and wasted your time. Please accept my sincerest apologies!
You should message me if
You shouldn't. Unless you find me attractive in which case you
definitely should let me know.