Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Herr_Thunderpun

32 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Rather not say
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once rescued a baby who was trapped under a burning car using only my hands. I am an excellent dancer and a passionate lover. I can solve the hardest of sudoku puzzles in under five minutes, and can do so even more quickly after a few beers. I have a tendency to fabricate the truth, especially if it results in making a beautiful woman laugh.

[Someone told me that this should have a disclaimer telling people that I did not write this myself]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing. I don't really create anything or provide any valuable services. I just have a job that I do to make money it's not that I don't like this job in particular I just don't like having to work in general and I think it wouldn't be that bad if I actually did something that could be considered useful.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything.
Especially being a boyfriend. True story.

[That's also something I didn't write myself.]

The things I really and truly do excel at (compared to the other things I tried my hands at) are things I did not particularly enjoy doing. While I took pride in how good I was at them they did not make me happy. Which sucks pretty hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nose, god that fucker is big. But it makes for a regal side profile and I guess my lack of fashion sense. I am not good at clothing myself so I am always happy when I have a girlfriend to take advantage of as a free stylist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sorrows of Young Werther, The Physicists, No Exit, Slaugherhouse No. 5, Robinson Crusoe, The Count of Monte Cristo, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. Yeah, school literature, I know. I am not a super avid reader and this list probably reflects it.

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Das Boot, O' brother were art Thou?, Twelve Monkeys, The Sting, M, Robo Cop, Once Upon a Time in The West, Hot Fuzz, The Illusionist, Equilibrium, Life is Beautiful, It's a Wonderful Life, Iron Giant, City of God, Cool Hand Luke, Pan's Labyrinth, A Matter of Life and Death, Stand By Me, Alien, Suicide Kings, French Connection. Many, many others as well. I really, really love watching movies.

Food: Italian, Grecian, German, French and Polish Cuisine. Also, whatever you cook for me. Seriously. I love having a girl cook for me. It's the best.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Coffee.
-Beer.
-Pizza.
-Smokes.
-Family.
-Pictures of cute puppies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unimportant bullshit. For example: Today I daydreamed a good five minutes about having a clever retort for an argument I had about ten years ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing fuck all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit that the word admit somehow sounds like the most private thing is supposed to be something you're ashamed of. I might be reading too much into that though.

I would be better at surviving a zombie apocalypse than 99% of people which is why I would have no qualms to sacrifice 99% of people to ensure my own survival. I'd just deserve survival more than you would.

I was informed that it is important information to admit to not really living where my profile states I live and that I am not really looking for anyone. I tried using OkC seriously but it was a let down so I decided to just browse different locations across the globe and see what they have to offer. I am sorry if I have mislead you and wasted your time. Please accept my sincerest apologies!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You shouldn't. Unless you find me attractive in which case you definitely should let me know.