Oh hi, thanks for stopping by. Please make yourself comfortable. Can I offer you a drink or perhaps a snack? Of course I can't! This is the internet silly!
So, judging by the fact you are here, I am guessing that, like me, you are looking for someone new in your life. Perhaps for friendship or maybe companionship even a lifelong partner in crime or just maybe a little fun (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more). Well you just may be in luck because I am also looking for those things.
I guess this is the part where I tell you a little about myself. Well, I am a born and raised vermonter. I grew up in the great city of Rutland and moved up to the area about 7 years ago (Oh Jesus has it been that long?). I tried my hand at college but did not do so well. I think it had mostly to do with the fact that I was not ready for college. I did come away with a pretty good working knowledge of computer science. However I also came away with a pretty sizeable debt. Which I am chipping away at with the hopes of finishing what I started. Working in kitchens is most definitely not what I am going to do with the rest of my life.
Most recently I am just recovering from a really bad break up after a four and a half yearlong relationship. Long story short, she lied, left me and broke my heart. I feel now I am stronger for it.
I am a pretty passionate guy and I wear my heart on my sleeve. I like to think of myself as a pretty intelligent guy. I find that the more I know, the more I know how little I know, you know? I love to make others feel better. Whether it be through a joke or an impression or kind gesture nothing is better than bringing a smile to someone's face because in that moment, however brief, life is good. It's mostly selfish in nature thou because it makes my day too. It all stems from my philosophy on life. Which perhaps we could talk about someday if you're interested.
Um, what else? Oh yes, intrests. I am a media glutton. If it's newsworthy, viral, a good movie or show I want to consume it. Everything I can get my greasy little eyeballs on. I also have a huge passion for music. As of late it has mostly been electronic music. Its got this knack for making me feel amazing. You know when that one song comes on and it makes your hairs stand on end. I love that! On my nights off you'll find me downtown dancing my ass off (badly but who cares right!?). I really miss doing outdoorsy stuff but working nights and not owning a car really puts the kibosh on outdoor shenanigans. I also am a pretty avid gamer. Mostly pc games. Though recently I have cut way back on the hours spent working on my monitor tan. I had a bit of an addiction for awhile.
I'll admit it. I'm lonely. It's weird how it always feels so pathetic and embarrassing to admit but let's be honest most people on this site are. I mean I see and hangout with my friends all the time but I still go home alone and wake up alone. I am over it. I got a lot of love to give and no one to give it to. So hey, if you think we might get along let's give it a shot. As long as you're not planning on locking me in your basement. For real though, please don't killed me. Kthx bye.
Tl;dr I am awesome and you should probably already be in the middle of meassaging me!