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Herrtod

31 M Winooski, VT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), German (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Play while reading!!!!!)
http://youtu.be/fcJ7zGrClJk

Oh hi, thanks for stopping by. Please make yourself comfortable. Can I offer you a drink or perhaps a snack? Of course I can't! This is the internet silly!

So, judging by the fact you are here, I am guessing that, like me, you are looking for someone new in your life. Perhaps for friendship or maybe companionship even a lifelong partner in crime or just maybe a little fun (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more). Well you just may be in luck because I am also looking for those things.

I guess this is the part where I tell you a little about myself. Well, I am a born and raised vermonter. I grew up in the great city of Rutland and moved up to the area about 7 years ago (Oh Jesus has it been that long?). I tried my hand at college but did not do so well. I think it had mostly to do with the fact that I was not ready for college. I did come away with a pretty good working knowledge of computer science. However I also came away with a pretty sizeable debt. Which I am chipping away at with the hopes of finishing what I started. Working in kitchens is most definitely not what I am going to do with the rest of my life.

Most recently I am just recovering from a really bad break up after a four and a half yearlong relationship. Long story short, she lied, left me and broke my heart. I feel now I am stronger for it.

I am a pretty passionate guy and I wear my heart on my sleeve. I like to think of myself as a pretty intelligent guy. I find that the more I know, the more I know how little I know, you know? I love to make others feel better. Whether it be through a joke or an impression or kind gesture nothing is better than bringing a smile to someone's face because in that moment, however brief, life is good. It's mostly selfish in nature thou because it makes my day too. It all stems from my philosophy on life. Which perhaps we could talk about someday if you're interested.

Um, what else? Oh yes, intrests. I am a media glutton. If it's newsworthy, viral, a good movie or show I want to consume it. Everything I can get my greasy little eyeballs on. I also have a huge passion for music. As of late it has mostly been electronic music. Its got this knack for making me feel amazing. You know when that one song comes on and it makes your hairs stand on end. I love that! On my nights off you'll find me downtown dancing my ass off (badly but who cares right!?). I really miss doing outdoorsy stuff but working nights and not owning a car really puts the kibosh on outdoor shenanigans. I also am a pretty avid gamer. Mostly pc games. Though recently I have cut way back on the hours spent working on my monitor tan. I had a bit of an addiction for awhile.

I'll admit it. I'm lonely. It's weird how it always feels so pathetic and embarrassing to admit but let's be honest most people on this site are. I mean I see and hangout with my friends all the time but I still go home alone and wake up alone. I am over it. I got a lot of love to give and no one to give it to. So hey, if you think we might get along let's give it a shot. As long as you're not planning on locking me in your basement. For real though, please don't killed me. Kthx bye.

Tl;dr I am awesome and you should probably already be in the middle of meassaging me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well right now i am trying to make enough money to go back to school to finish my degree (computer engineering). Once i get that i hope to get a job that i like. Mostly my days consist of waking up, going to work, then finding something to go do, rinse repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can never decide on my look so i dont know. I have been told i have nice lips by two diffrent people. Also i am very handsom! Well, at least thats what my mom tells me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Dark tower series
the Hyperion cantos
grapes of wrath
1984
Movies:
I seen so many good movies. More then I can count. So i figured i would just start listing them as i watch them starting from now on. (4-15-14)
Blue is the warmest color.+
The hunger games:Catching fire.
Killing Season.
Divergent
Nymph()maniac.+++
Bad Ass
From up on poppy hill.+++
Godzilla(needed more monsters and less stupid drama)
The last unicorn.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Transformers: age of extinction(so bad it was kinda good)
Shit lost track again....

Music:
Rage against the machine will always be my favorite band. They helped shape me into the person i am today. Nowadays i listen to mostly electronic music. I love trance/progressive but i also enjoy pretty much all of it. It usually just depends on my mood.
Electronic: Armin van Buuren, Dash Berlin, Mat Zo, Above & Beyond, Andrew Bayer, Andrew Rayel, Aphex Twin, ATB, Beats Antique, Benny Benassi, BT, Claude VonStroke, The Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Paul Oakenfold, Tiesto, Emma Hewitt, Etherwood, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, Ferry Corsten, Gareth Emery, Gesaffelstein, Grimes, Infected Mushroom, Lulu Rouge, Markus Schulz, Netsky, Paul van Dyk, JES, Shpongle, Zeds Dead. Always looking to discover more...

I used to be a pretty big metalhead but not so much anymore. these are some of the metal/rock band i listen to on occasion. metallica, pantera, lamb of god, radiohead, smashing pumpkins, NIN, red hot chili peppers, , CCR, tool, a perfect circle, Rammstein, Amon Amarth, Rob Zombie, Slayer, Ensiferum, system of a down, audioslave, alice in chains, one day as a lion, nightwatchmen, Queens of the Stone Age

Food:
I like good food but I do not like bad food. I am a pretty good cook when i feel like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. friends
2. internet
3. computer
4. good times
5. MUSIC
6. my nest
7. not obeying the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are there some many profiles concerned with men being feminist. It's all i see is "Message me if you're a feminist", "must be a feminist", "don't message me if you're scared of feminists". You know what i don't see, "must not be a racist", "don't message me if you think children are sexy" or maybe "move along if you like to kick puppies for for fun". I think by now most intelligent people would agree that there is no superior gender by now. I guess thats just me!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work most Fridays. If not chillin with my friends. Usually at the ol watering hole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really care about privacy. The only reason i ever keep something private is if i know it would just make someone uncomfortable .
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/herrtod
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Try me! I mean why the fuck are you on this site in the first place? To laugh at all us lonely losers. Well shame on you. You know we are people too. We have feelings and emotions as well. You're a monster.

*edit* due to recent affirmations and life changes a lot of my answers to the questions have changed. I am way to lazy and go re-answer them. So don't put to much stock into match percentage and know that the answerd may not reflect my current beliefs.