I am a penguin (http://www.animalinyou.com/index.php). It is actually a pretty good description of me.

I like the San Francisco Giants, arguing for the sake of arguing, Hey Arnold, and puppies!

I studied marine biology. I was a marine mammal trainer and now I work with kids. I am told that these things are very attractive to women.

In my free time, I love watching movies. Like, I really like watching movies. I write as well, and am hoping to work as a screenwriter in my future. I am not pretentious. Pretentious people need to point out their strengths because they are not actually confident in their accomplishments. This sounds pretentious. It is not.

I think San Diego is kinda lame, not the place, but the people, and other things that I am happy to share if you choose to talk to me ever. But don't get me wrong, I have good friends and have had some good times here.

you

sex. just kidding.

They don't

http://youtu.be/XpqqjU7u5Yc

Initially I was against listing all of my favorite music, movies, etc., but I have decided that instead of worrying about narrowing down my favorites into a short list, it is much better to just list everything that I like. This is obviously not a complete list, but I will add as I recall noteworthy entries.

BOOKS: Everyone Poops (or really anything by Taro Gomi!!!!!!)

MOVIES: Wet Hot American Summer, The Sandlot, Billy Madison, That Thing You Do, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Grease, Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie, Clueless, Billy Madison, There Will Be Blood, Homeward Bound, Forrest Gump, Rushmore (I sorta wanna hate Wes Anderson, but his movies are actually kinda great), E.T., Rookie of the Year, American Beauty, Beethoven, Role Models, The Goonies, anything with Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Billy Madison, Father of the Bride, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Being John Malkovich, Hot Fuzz, Dumb and Dumber, I Am Sam (a real tear jerker. gets me every time.), Elf, Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies, Step Brothers, Star Wars, Big, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, The Room, Dazed and Confused, The Stupids, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, really anything Pixar, Coen Brothers duh, Billy Madison, Science of Sleep, The Baxter, Idiocracy, Harold and Maude, Reservoir Dogs, Angels in the Outfield, Army of Darkness, Se7en, early Tim Burton (fuck his new shit srzly), Requiem for a Dream, and Brink! (and if they ever make a brink! sequel, that too!.)

TV: The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Snuff Box, Arrested Development, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Walking Dead, Hey Arnold, Extras, Summer Heights High, Workaholics, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Peep Show, Parks and Rec, Community, 30 Rock, Stella, Children's Hospital, Eagleheart, NTSF:SD:SUV, Girls, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Wondershowzen, Doug, Seinfeld, Twilight Zone, That's my Bush, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, The IT Crowd, Newsroom, Planet Earth, The State, The Ben Stiller Show, Mr. Show, Party Down, Boy Meets World, Freaks and Geeks, True Life, Big Brother, Doug, Firefly, Friends, Mad About You, News Radio, Hanging with Mr. Cooper, Fresh Prince, Smart Guy, The Jetsons, Pawn Stars, Glee, Modern Family, New Girl, Pushing Daisies, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Secret World of Alex Mack, Daria.

MUSIC: Simon and Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, Beatles, the Kinks, James Taylor, The Velvet Underground, Phil Ochs, Mississippi John Hurt, The Shirells, Marvelettes, Billie Holiday, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, George Harrison, Fleetwood Mac, Etta James, Al Greene, Marvin Gaye, the Cure, Strawberry Switchblade, Beat Happening, Talking Heads, Blondie, Depechmode, The Smiths, New Order, Violent Femmes, The Bee Gees, Hall and Oates, Pixies, The Cars, Blondie, Randy Newman, David Bowie, THE MAGNETIC FIELDS, Daniel Johnston, Neutral Milk Hotel, Jeffrey Lewis, Pavement, The "Charles in Charge" theme song, The Cranberries, Alanis Morrisette, Rilo Kiley, Beach House, Belle & Sebastian, Au Revoir Simone, Okay,, Best Coast, The National, Arcade Fire, Girls, Fleet Foxes, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, The Vaccines, St. Vincent, Of Montreal, and much much more. Why is Mumford and Sons popular?

FOOD: I like food, I eat food.

Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Herpes

boobs

Simon & Garfunkel

http://youtu.be/sCMhRwMrLoY

I'm drunk right now.

http://youtu.be/AeyqS9BDPds

you wanna hang out. it will go well and you will be down to hang out again. after several times of hanging out you will wonder why i havent made a move. you will start to question if i like you, or possibly if i am gay. i probably do and i am not. this will go on for a long time. but it should be fun.