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HersheyHighway

25 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a loser. nobody likes me. I am a weak human being, so if you want to change me, that's fine.

I work at Amoeba Music. I like seeing comedians and bands. I like Gin and Tonics and Whiskey Gingers and shirts with collars in summer and crew neck sweatshirts the rest of the year. I like riding my bike because its fun sorta.

I know how to be a big spoon, but I love being the little spoon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
you
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sex. just kidding.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
they don't 😔
http://youtu.be/Dq6YmSVAOG8
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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NOTE: None of these lists are very comprehensive at all. I like a lot of stuff, so it is better to just ask I suppose. I feel like I may sound pretentious at times. Couldn't be further from the truth. I think very little of myself and am not impressed by any of my own tastes or accomplishments.

BOOKS: I like Kurt Vonnegut and David Sedaris. I was recently reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and A Confederacy of Dunces. I am currently going through a list of classic 20th century novels. Just finished The Bell Jar and Cannery Row and am currently reading Mrs. Dalloway with a couple of Vonnegut books next in line. Of Mice and Men was the first book I remember really loving... besides The Phantom Tollbooth duh.

MOVIES: I watch a lot of movies. I watch movies from all genres, but I would say I have an affinity for documentaries, absurdist comedies, and of course rom-coms. I have a weird obsession with I Am Sam. It is just so sad. Wet Hot American Summer is definitely one of my favorite comedies. But ya... Coen Brothers. Pixar. There Will Be Blood. Billy Madison obviously. Say Anything. The Room. I like John Cusack. I dislike Joan Cusack.

TV: Hey Arnold. Arrested Development. Twilight Zone. Boy Meets World. The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Trailer Park Boys. Twin Peaks. Tim and Eric. Children's Hospital. Snuff Box. IT Crowd. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Parks and Rec. Rick and Morty. Community. Kroll Show. Adventure Time. Shark Tank. That last one is not a joke. Ah geez, so many more.

MUSIC: I work in a record stores so I am always exploring new music, but... Simon & Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, The Beatles, The Kinks, The Velvet Underground, Nico, Phil Ochs, The Shirelles, Billie Holiday, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, George Harrison, Fleetwood Mac, Etta James, ELO, Al Greene, Marvin Gaye, Nancy Sinatra, the Cure, Talulah Gosh, Heavenly, The Softies, Strawberry Switchblade, Beat Happening, Talking Heads, Blondie, Kate Bush, The Smiths, New Order, Violent Femmes, The Bee Gees, Hall and Oates, The Breeders, Randy Newman , David Bowie, THE MAGNETIC FIELDS, Daniel Johnston, Neutral Milk Hotel, Jeffrey Lewis, Pavement, The "Charles in Charge" theme song, The Cranberries, Mazzy Star, Alanis Morrisette, Beach House, Belle & Sebastian, Au Revoir Simone, Okay, CocoRosie, The National, Arcade Fire, Girls, St. Vincent, Of Montreal, Dum Dum Girls, Coma Cinema, Blood Orange, Waxahatchee. This list may make it seem that I have somewhat eclectic tastes, but really i just listen to indie pop for sensitive boys like me.

FOOD: Chicken Tenders are my favorite, because of delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hey Arnold!
Kisses
Snuggles
Puppies
Kittens
I can only think of 5, sorry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Simon & Garfunkel

http://youtu.be/sCMhRwMrLoY
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a murderer. Oh my god it feels so good to get that off of my chest.
You should message me if
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please do. you are my everything.