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Hessifer

34 M Peoria, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Jesse. I guess my parents thought that would be a good name for me. I'm not sure since it possibly means "gift" or even "gift from God" by some counts....

I'm more like, just sitting here out of smokes and getting really cranky because of that fact. I don't feel like going to get any right now, though. If I eat something, I'll probably be more motivated to go get some.

In the meantime, I'd like some strangers to write me. That way when I remember to check my email once or even twice a month, I can get that little gem of a surprise and maybe write back so we can make fun of each other.

Actually I'm going to go get something to smoke and take, like, 9 shots of not the finest vodka before I start throwing a fuckall fit.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am not the CEO of a huge corporation. I gave that all up to pursue my monthsthsthsss long ambition to strap rockets to one side of all the big shopping malls in the greater Phoenix area, in order to see if I can flip them over before Christmas.

I am also going to have been on the internet at the time I typed out this profile information. I have exellint tiping sckills. I'm even better than THAT in the SACK

POTATO RACE.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking vodka and smoking cigarettes. I am good at Super Mario Bros.. I am generally good at making people smile, or smile and nod. I am pretty good at dressing myself in the morning. I usually only notice one or two mistakes a few hours later, and they are rarely big ones. I only left my zipper down one time this month! I can grow huge fucking side burns!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes.

Update : No. Now it's just my inappropriate mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books = encyclopedia's, Movies = Big Trouble in Little China, Music = Lamb of God, Food = Hot wings and pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Sex, Love, Beer, Art, metal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much stuff.

Update : What the FUCK?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
laughing hysterically at some stupid shit that me and my friends overheard the couple next to us at the pool saying to each other. Also his truck has testicles hanging from the tow hitch.

Or I'm just laughing at us because we say stupid shit that is god damn hilarious. If you don't think so, I'll set something on fire and pretend for my own satisfaction that it belongs to you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suck at job having.

My hair grows really fast.

I'm willing to admit my private.

I suck at job having - reprise.
You should message me if
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you want to. And if you like Tron.