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23 M Kansas City, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:08pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
TL;DR I'm pretty cool because I have an adorable puppy.
Time for a short list because that's what I'm good at, and we all know our attention spans are too short to read my autobiography.

- I'm a homeowner. I live with my corgi, Sophie.
- I'm irreverent. I get that from my mom.
- I'm a real life race car driver. I drive an old Porsche. Feel free to ask about it if you want to hear me talk for hours. I love it. Here's a video.
- I may be a metal head, but I like more intelligent metal. My favorite bands often write about topics like self discovery, introspection, spirituality, or tell a story with their music rather than screaming about satan and fucking corpses.
- My nose is asymmetrical. I ran into a wall as a child.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a local pediatric psychiatric residential treatment facility. So that means I work with kids, predominantly the preadolescents, who have been traumatized and abused previously in their lives and have been deemed "treatment resistant" by other facilities.
My purpose is and always has been to help others.
And no, I can't tell you stories about the kids.

Oh, and taking nursing classes. I wanna be a murse. As in a man nurse. Not a man purse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking showers using only the HOT knob.
Swallowing pills without any water.
Saying terribly offensive things that I don't mean with a straight face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At least once or twice a week I get, "ZOMG! YOU'RE TALL!"
Thank you. I've never come to that realization before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Textures, Vildhjarta, Gojira, Elvis Costello, The Black Keys, Queens of the Stone Age, Mastodon, Justice, Death Cab, Spoon, Phoenix, ISIS, Mouth of the Architect, My Morning Jacket, TesseracT, True Widow, Trepalium, and The Ragged Jubilee.

Reading material?
Johnny Got His Gun
Steinbeck - Of Mice and Men is my all time favorite book.

The boob tube?
Rick and Morty
Top Gear
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Game of Thrones

Real Mexican, not that tex mex bullshit. I like the kinda place where the owners wife and mother make all the food, and the kids are sitting in the corner watching Spanish Nickelodeon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vintage Porsches.
Step Dad.
A fine watch.
Lame jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What did I forget to do today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever I can find to do?
Trying to fix my motorcycle. Getting ready for a race. Clowning around with The Sophinator. Attempting to build things in my garage. Something like that. Possibly calling up and hanging out with a friend who happens to believe he is the target of a demonic haunting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna hear my favorite lame joke. It has to do with lobsters and breast augmentation.
You don't take yourself too seriously.
You think we might get along?
You wanna go to that Gojira and Mastodon show in October.
You wanna have drinks and attempt a jigsaw puzzle.