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Hex_Noir

24 / F / straight / Single

Provo, Utah

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
—
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

I'm in Provo but not "of Provo". The city around me may be sheltered but I like to break down walls. I know how to mix a good mojito and how to change a car tire. I also know the difference between anise and dill... among other things.

Often nice things happen to me- strangers give me flowers, butchers give me discounts, the unwary sometimes fork over their hearts.

Somethings I have but don't use as much as maybe I should are crayons, a passport, a blowtorch and common sense.
I have one cat, no god and three things I prize: kindness, good humor and brains.

I'm looking for someone who made the most of what came in the box. Handsome couch potatoes, dim Adonises and brilliant sadists are fine in principal but not for me.

That's a little view of the big picture- if it seems right to you let me know.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm currently attending culinary school so that I can be found "worthy" of a bank loan, and can someday open my own small bar and restaurant.

When I'm not torturing myself though school you can usually find me on a UTA bus or at my shit hole job... for now at least, but hopefully that will change soon.

I’m really good at

Reading minds, cooking, swimming laps around my bathtub, chain smoking, sounding like I know what I'm talking about, holding my liquor and making myself laugh.

The first things people usually notice about me

Boobs... but honestly a study by done by Harvard in 1989 said that statistically breasts are the first thing any man or woman notices when glancing at a female. Something to do with cavemen...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I like a lot of books, though thanks to school, cook books and text books take up most of my reading time. So when my nose isn't buried in "Principals Of Storeroom Management" I'm usually reading some easygoing teen fiction or graphic novel.

I don't really feel like listing movies or music I like cuz that will take all day.
I like all food, unless it's made with Campbell's soup.

The six things I could never do without

Cooking, A Bra, My Computer, Friends, Family, Debauchery

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The future... mostly owning my own bar and giving my friends free drinks though.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working at the restaurant... waiting to get home and have a drink.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I spent a night at lesbian speed dating and poker group. It was fun.

You should message me if

You're not on-line just looking for a fuck puppet.

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