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24 Chevy Chase, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 10
Middle Eastern
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a kid at heart. Every day is a new opportunity to explore and have fun. I'm a big fan of goofing off, playing some pranks, and cracking some god-awful jokes.

As far as my adult life is concerned, I'm teaching chemistry in southeast DC while a grad student in secondary science education. Basically, I want to be the Bill Nye the Science Guy of chemistry. Science rules!
What I’m doing with my life
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Back in school for the first time in a couple years, preparing to change the way DC high schoolers think about chemistry. I've also started a band with my friends and have been exploring DC to get a hang of the city. Let me know if you have any recommendations!
I’m really good at
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Karaoke. No, seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Jewfro which once garnered me the nickname "Sir Afropuff".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well, I'm cursed with the a cappella bug from my last two years singing bass in a group in Boston. Toss "Pitch Perfect" and general a cappella music on the list.

At the same time, I have a soft spot in my heart for Broadway from my theatre days. "Aladdin" is my favorite movie and I have a Disney Pandora station, so those go up there too.

Other movies include most rom-coms (I never tire of "Definitely Maybe"), Star Wars, animated work, and bro-ey comedies like "This is the End" and "The Hangover". Pretty much anything that can elicit a laugh gets a pass from me. Horror and thriller films, however, are usually a no go, with zombie films as the occasional exception.

Other music includes hip hop (Talib Kweli, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, and Snoop are playlist regulars), so-called adult alternative (John Mayer, Norah Jones, Joshua Radin, A Fine Frenzy), and a healthy dose of classical (especially cello solos).

TV shows: Orange is the New Black was fucking amazing.

Food: Falafel. Seriously.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Y (sometimes)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working on some music and eating some dinner as I scramble furiously to determine plans (if any).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear more jewelry than most women.

-Seven ear piercings with five pieces (one piece spirals through three holes)
-Necklace with a hamsa
-"Friendship anklet" from my a cappella group.
You should message me if
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You like a good microbrew and can handle some awkward jokes.