I'm a West Coast guy, born and raised, but I probably have more of a Midwest, old-fashioned sensibility. I'm more about class and humility than bravado and *shudder* "swag." And if you're looking for someone who's always looking to party and get FUCKED UP, I can refer you to the profile of the next guy.
If it's not apparent in my pictures, I'm Chinese, albeit incredibly whitewashed. My interests include comic books, games of all kinds, piano, and awful, terrible jokes. Puns in particular. Also, I enjoy long walks on the beach. Yes, I do realize that it's a terrible cliche, and I'm ok with that.
And for the more perverted-minded gals out there (by the way: how YOU doin?), my username has nothing to do with a sexual act; those are my initials.
See? Word vomit!
Sometimes I take pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/rabidcow/
Those claw machine games. I love playing them, but I usually have no use for the prizes, so now I'm stuck with a good sized pile of stuffed animals. I've started to give them away to small children whenever I win them in arcades (and desperately trying not to come off as pedo).
Using my brain. For the smart making.
Also, ask me about my sales career sometime.
Movies: The real list is too long to post here. Some essentials include: The Avengers, Forrest Gump, Ip Man, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, anything Pixar, Serenity, Star Wars (original trilogy!), and many, many more.
TV: Again, too long to post in entirety. Favorites include: Arrested Development, Azumangadaioh!, Breaking Bad, The Colbert Report, Community, The Daily Show, Friends, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, The Office, The Simpsons, South Park, The Walking Dead, and so many more.
Music: Mostly classic rock, but I'm trying to branch out. Favorites include: Audioslave, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Robin Sparkles, and more.
Food: I'm not really picky. I'll eat pretty much anything, but in general, I like my food the way I like my comedy: the cheesier the better.
1. Intelligent, clever conversation
2. Fast and reliable internet access
4. My smartphone
5. My own means of transportation
6. I dunno. Cat videos?
...What do I want for lunch?
Bonus points if you:
-Like/know how to dance and think you can teach a guy with two left feet
-Are into photography
-Are a fan of Disneyland
-Enjoy nerdish activities
-Play a musical instrument
Finally, in the interest of saving time (and at the risk of coming off as a total douchebag), these are my dating deal breakers. But let's be honest, we all have them. I am not interested in dating someone who:
-Does hard drugs
-Has no personal goals
-Finds herself frequently asking her friends to explain jokes to her