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HeyEwe
35 / M / straight / Single
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra
- Education
- Graduated from med school
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Has 1 child
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, LISP, C++
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am ready, steady, and go!.
My Self-Summary
I'm a giraffe in dark glasses trying to sneak into a polar bears
only night club...
A light drinker with a preference for English Cider over Beer, Tequila over Vodka or Rum, and a serious aversion to Jager and Sambuca. Entertainment wise I'll take Live bands over DJ's, Comedies over Dramas, Suspense over Horror flicks, and Sex over televised Sports.
I'm a good man, not a nice guy. This is an important distinction that often confuses people. A nice guy will hold doors, help old folks, and put stray things back where they belong at the grocery store. A good man will usually do that too, but we'll also tell the obnoxious twit on the bus to fuck off, mock the pretentious tool at the coffee shop, and generally pull off the 'nasty in a fun way' toe curling things that nice guys are too 'nice' to do properly.
A light drinker with a preference for English Cider over Beer, Tequila over Vodka or Rum, and a serious aversion to Jager and Sambuca. Entertainment wise I'll take Live bands over DJ's, Comedies over Dramas, Suspense over Horror flicks, and Sex over televised Sports.
I'm a good man, not a nice guy. This is an important distinction that often confuses people. A nice guy will hold doors, help old folks, and put stray things back where they belong at the grocery store. A good man will usually do that too, but we'll also tell the obnoxious twit on the bus to fuck off, mock the pretentious tool at the coffee shop, and generally pull off the 'nasty in a fun way' toe curling things that nice guys are too 'nice' to do properly.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to take it too seriously at the moment...
I’m really good at
Being in the right place at the wrong time...
Surviving to tell the story...
Being able to find the humor in everything when I'm retelling the story...
Making friends with cats!!!
Making mortal enemies of cats!!!
Making obscure or incoherent lists.
Ignoring standard grammatical and punctuation rules in order to convey the cadence and vocal emphasis in my speech when in text form.
... and a whole bunch of other stuff that's really boring and of no interest to you at the moment I'm sure...
Surviving to tell the story...
Being able to find the humor in everything when I'm retelling the story...
Making friends with cats!!!
Making mortal enemies of cats!!!
Making obscure or incoherent lists.
Ignoring standard grammatical and punctuation rules in order to convey the cadence and vocal emphasis in my speech when in text form.
... and a whole bunch of other stuff that's really boring and of no interest to you at the moment I'm sure...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not really sure, maybe you could tell me... Everyone always
seems to remember me so I obviously make an impression, but I'm
never sure why.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Authors: Pratchett, Niven, Zelazny, LaVey, Carroll, Milne, Lao
Tzu
Movies: Much Ado about Nothing, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, Most Mel Brooks, Ghost World, Reservoir Dogs, American History X, anything Kevin Smith
Music: Varies by mood, most except Country. Currently mostly Punk (Ramones, The Clash, NOFX) and Soul (Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, Percy Sledge).
Foods: Seafood, Japanese, and Thai
Movies: Much Ado about Nothing, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, Most Mel Brooks, Ghost World, Reservoir Dogs, American History X, anything Kevin Smith
Music: Varies by mood, most except Country. Currently mostly Punk (Ramones, The Clash, NOFX) and Soul (Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, Percy Sledge).
Foods: Seafood, Japanese, and Thai
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, Hope, and something to keep me occupied...
Oh, and an Abacus or calculator because apparently I can't count.
Oh, and an Abacus or calculator because apparently I can't count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try to live in the now, surf the chaos and simply 'be'.
I try not to dwell on the things that are beyond my control.
Those that are within my ability to control tend to get resolved fairly quickly so I don't wind up dwelling on those much either.
Some might be inclined to mislabel it as "Zen", but in reality I'm just fluid and practical.
I try not to dwell on the things that are beyond my control.
Those that are within my ability to control tend to get resolved fairly quickly so I don't wind up dwelling on those much either.
Some might be inclined to mislabel it as "Zen", but in reality I'm just fluid and practical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm pretty open so not sure what to put here that you wouldn't find
out just by asking in a room full of people soooo...
I talk to animals and inanimate objects (vehicles, computers, doors, etc). Much like talking to small children the hope is that they'll understand and cooperate but likewise I'm not about to hold my breath on getting a response out of them either.
Also, I sometimes purr when happy, growl when frustrated, and nip for no apparent reason.
I talk to animals and inanimate objects (vehicles, computers, doors, etc). Much like talking to small children the hope is that they'll understand and cooperate but likewise I'm not about to hold my breath on getting a response out of them either.
Also, I sometimes purr when happy, growl when frustrated, and nip for no apparent reason.
You should message me if
You have something interesting to talk about, an adventure in mind,
or want to come out and play :)
