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HeyImOnHere

34 M Conshohocken, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Beard, tattoos and bourbon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding cliches
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing useless pop culture and sports facts. Basically the best quizzo partner you could ask for.

Skipping numbers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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American Gods, The Art of Fielding, Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Rings, Neverwhere, Usual Suspects, Igby Goes Down, Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, Footfist Way, Justified, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Delta Spirit, Modest Mouse, Pearl Jam, CCR, The Band, ELO.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My dog
3. Making lists
4. My grandmas house in upstate NY
6. Alliteration
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why anyone would intentionally not eat meat. But I'm not judging, do you, just be warned that I will order a mid rare burger if we are on a date
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Quietly crying on the inside while constantly refreshing tinder and OK Cupid. But not really, that's what they call a joke.

Out with friends, in with my dog, going to the movies, the options are limitless
You should message me if
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You actually want to meet up in person